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    Default Opener: Female Roommates

    FEMALE ROOMMATES

    I've been offered this *SWEET* place in _____... I want to live there, *BUT*..... I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I'm going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I'll never get in the fucking bathroom... I'm gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they're gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I'll probably start *MY* period. I'm going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!

    Did you know that's why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like "The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT".

    Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators...

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    Default Re: Opener: Female Roommates

    Hahaha. Read this opener before and found it hilarious. Never used it though but I can see girls laughing so much at this, especially if I can roll my eyes enough times.


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