Re: Online Openers
Originally Posted by LiOnHeArT
This one girl had this on her profile: 'EVERY guy on here is a full blown DOUCHE!'
ME: If EVERY guy on here is a full blown DOUCHE, then EVERY girl on here must be a full blown SLUT. Prove me wrong and maybe we can talk more later.
(We had a conversation on this, and eventually led to other topics. I tried going further and getting a meet with her, but she flaked.)
This one was to an old friend I haven't seen in a few years.
ME: hey long time no see! wanted to touch base in case you get rich.
HER: hey! lol lets not get crazy.
(actually going to post this one up in ASK AN EXPERT because I still haven't hit her back yet haha)
60% of the time, this one works ALL the time~
ME: hey, how's it going?
Success or fail; everything you try can be chalked up as a learning experience~