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    Default Wildcat's Polygamy Routine

    Hmm, tried to post this last night, apparently it didn't take. Here goes again. Came up with this routine on the fly talking to a girl at a New Years Eve party. I hadn't intended it to be a routine, but her reaction to it was good, so I'm gonna try to develop it further. In the interest of brevity I'm going to forgo everything that led up to the routine, it was all fairly textbook. So without further ado:

    The Polygamy Routine:

    Me: You're fun! If I were a polygamist I'd totally marry you and take you all over the world with me! Hmm, you look like trouble though, you'd probably try to fight all the other wives.
    Her: Uh Duh! I don't share! You'd probably fight the other husbands too.
    Me: You don't get other husbands, that's not how polygamy works!
    Her: What!? So hows it work?
    Me: Clearly you've never been to Utah.
    Her: If you get more than one wife I get more than one husband!
    Me: How the Hell would it work if we both get a bunch of spouses? By the transitive property wouldn't all your husbands be married to my wives? Do you know how confusing that would get? We'd all probably wind up picking favorites and being monogamous with them, but organize some sort of bi-monthly orgy. It'd be pandemonium. Unacceptable.
    Her: Who would be your favorite?
    Me: I'd make you and the other wives cage match for rights to me.
    Her: Bullsh1t, then you have to fight all the husbands!
    Me: You'd still pick me anyways.
    Her: Ya, but if I have to fight so do you!
    Me: Jesus, no one would ever want to marry us. They'd just get they're asses kicked for no reason. We'd start marrying UFC fighters and wrestlers and sh1t just to keep it interesting.
    Her: Hahahaha, it would be awesome! So since none of the other wives are here can I be your New Years Kiss?
    Me: Haha, sure.

    From there the night went pretty well. We made out for a while after the ball drop, she gave me her number as I was leaving and I'm taking her to help me pick out clothes later today. Let me know what you think boys, and wish me luck. Wildcat Out.

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    Default Re: Wildcat's Polygamy Routine

    That is the best routine, I have heard in a long while. Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Default Re: Wildcat's Polygamy Routine

    WOW, I love it! It doesn't sound like a routine to me, but I love the game you played, and how she always agreed to picking you lol.

    Awesome, good job!

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    Default Re: Wildcat's Polygamy Routine

    Haha, ya, "Routine" is a bit of a misnomer, but it sounded better than "Wildcat's Random Sh*t I Said To A Girl That Wound Up Working Somehow"


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