My go at Mystery's "Boyfriend Destroyer." This trick only really works if she's going out with a guy that gets jealous. This is a coworker's girlfriend, I have ALOT of coworkers, so it's not so risky. (HB9 blonde surfer) The line is in bold
- M: Are you coming to the party?
- H: What party?
- M: do NOT tell other people at my work about it though
- H: I don't talk to other people at (name of work here). is craig invited cause he won't let me go unless he is.
- M: are you serious? he won't let you come?
- H: Nope.
- M: wow
- H: yeah he's an asshole like that
- M: I don't quite understand that, but I guess he's a bit jealous? some people are like that Well at least he's a nice guy. I prefer my girls to be able to have fun on their own sometimes.
Ok this line is made to subtly point out his flaw, jealousy, in a way that if it is repeated it sounds like you are supporting the boyfriend
- M: I forgot about craig but yeah, just reiterate what I told you, I don't want people at work knowing. It's BYOB btw.
- H: ok. so do you want to invite him to your thing? like when and where is it?
- M: Invite him, I don't mind.
I did not invite him myself as I'm anticipating them breaking up. 48hrs later her relationship status goes from "in a relationship" to "single."
- M: Hey punk!
- H: hey what's up dude?!
- M: Chilin with some friends at my place, you?
- H: Nice sittin on fb playing hemp tycoon
- M: You doin ok?
- H: Yup fantastic. you?
- M: Spectacular!
- H: Schweeet
- M: I wanted to check up on my homeless friend. (She was looking for a new place and staying with her friend)
- H: haha, thanks. I'm fine though. At craigs right now actually. (she was getting her stuff)
- M: Oh good, make sure you take a shower, I can smell you from here.
- H: I did already jerk
- M: Lmao
- M: I wanted to get a DJ, but (blah blah blah)
- H: So why don't you just hook up pandora?
- M: We usually do something like that lol. Our parties aren;t really about the music.
- H: Yeah I'm sure. Will there be pin the tail on the donkey?
[making fun tactic from suavekino! Thanks man!]
- M: Ohhh... lmao. Yes and bobbing for apples, that's the BEST.
- H: oh oh what about spin the bottle?
- M: except last time when someone forgot to put candy in the pinata
- H: oh man that's weak.
- M: what ever, you don't know nothing till you get to kiss a girl in a closet ;p
- H: oh 7m in heaven... now were getting PG-13. haha
- M: mhm.. wait till we break out twister, you get to 2nd base!
- H: oh my gosh, is there going to be truth or dare too?
M: noooo.... mommy said we can't plat that.
- H: but why? I'll tell you a secret.... I only pick truth. Haha
- M: LAME! I only pick dare.
- H: oh living on the edge
- M: pshh... my middle name is "danger"
- H: wow
- M: hey I gatta go, going with some friends, hopefully someone brought UNO send my your number punk
- H: haha or go fish
- H: I don't have a phone yet
- H: Once I get it I'll send you numba
[One day later]
- H: [sends phone number] DO NOT tell craig. he doesn't know I got a phone.
- M: [my phone number]
- M: Punk!
- H: what
- M: what's up with you?
- H: nothing you?
- M: Sitting in the aftermath of an incredible party
- H: Scheet. How was it. Sorry I missed it.
- M: It's was great (blah blah blah) It's cool, you're just going to have to make it up to me. No biggy, maybe a back massage?
- H: Haha! maybe.
[At this point she texts me and asks me to msg her over phone rather than facebook]