Re: First night trying pua material...wow
Since I like humor when they ask what I do for a living I say Im a professional lintist. They always respond with a dentist? I say no a lintist!
Anyway all you say is that you travel the country collecting lint from dryers, go home and pick the best lint to replicate modern art master pieces and sell them to the public for a hefty price. I say serious and then start laughing. Oddly enough they always think Im serious.
If not I say I own a kiosk at the mall fixing disposable lighters for 5 bucks. Use your immagination for that one.
Or a kiosk for fixing mechanical pencils, pen all for 5 bucks it throws them off its funny. Humor lol.
Side note with this because sometimes they try and punk you out. Its happened to me with the ones who wanna be dicks just to be dicks. You ask the name and they say stupid shit like Jin and juice. Tried to get me to buy a drink for a friend which I didnt. Then she said whats your name. I said Bob then pointed at my friend and said he is Shotgun. We are Shotgun Bob. Never let them put you in their frame because then they will chump you out.
Before I get burned. Later in the night saw the same chics and they were like OMG YOU ARE THE FLOWER GUY, BOB! And they wanted some bob, ok. That went to shit because my boy almost got in a fight. Different story. Sorry if I kind of stole the thread. READ ABOVE!
To my bros who served with me.
"When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.