At bar with two good looking friends with no pua experience.
HB8: “Can I get you something?”
Me: I ignored her for a few seconds to finish my sentence with another friend then turned to her, looked smiled and said “Awhhhh, you look so adorable. The way you are leaning in and looking so concerned with your hands together and eyes so bright. You want a huge tip tonight!”
HB8: “Ahahah, well I don’t usually get to many tips Friday night, bha bha bha…” She takes the menu away because I only came for a pint.
Me: I issue a small compliance test early and say: “I planted a bomb in the menu so you better put it away quickly.” She smiles while walking quickly across the patio making sure I am watching before going back inside the restaurant.
**Later HB8 brings me my pint”
Me: “I bet you took a sip before you gave it to me.”
HB8: “Yeah, I did.”
Me: I turn to my friend and say. “Let’s switch, I don’t know what kind of diseases she has”
HB8: Laughed and said “I have gonorrhea, genital warts, etc….”
Me: I look disgusted at my drink and say sarcastically “I can’t wait to drink this now.”
HB8: Walks away laughing.
**I successfully built up a lot of attraction and kept making her qualify throughout the night dhv. But then my friend screws over all my work and DLVs me**
Me: “What’s your opinion…if a guy gets hit on by a lot of girls constantly, would you naturally feel attracted to him.”
HB8: “No because that means he is a player and he would cheat, blah la blah”
Me: “You sound like you had a bad experience with one of those kinds of guys. You should give one another chance.”
HB8: “Ok anyways” turns away from me and asks my friend what he wants to order.
**At this point my friend laughs in my face and says, “Oh, she is too smart for that!” HB8 looks at my face for a reaction. I lock eyes with her smiling to show respect for holding it down, then turn to my friend who dlv’d me and said “I like the mouth on this one.”
HB8: Laughs and walks away.
**Here, I catch the owner who knows me because I always come to this place on Thursdays. I make him stay with our table for a few minutes enough for HB8 to come back. I wanted to use some serious David Deangelo here:
Me: "God I love coming here but you need to start screening your help. Some of them have serious diseases." I am looking at HB8 and smiling while I say this.
HB8: "Yeah, I have gonorrhea, genital warts, etc…" She looked so embarrassed saying this and is smiling nervously to the owner.
***At this point the owner and our entire table cracks up laughing.***
HB8: “Shut up!” while smiling and looking at me.
**I am coming back from the washroom and HB sees me, smiles and says
HB8: “You are a bully. You were probably really mean to girls in high school”
Me: Sarcastically I look innocent at the floor and say “No, I’m a nice guy. I’m really shy around girls that are pretty.”
HB8: smiles and says “Shut up, you were not!”
***Later, HB8 comes by to give us the bill. I’m paying by credit card so she asks me to come inside.***
Me: “Look at this, now she is trying to get me alone guys, I’m so nervous.” We get up and start walking, she is leading me and opening the door for me, etc.. “I don’t know what to do, I’m usually in control. Stop seducing me and let me do it to you.”
Her: “Shut up” while smiling.
**at the register, there are 4 other girls there. They are talking about going to a club that I have been to. I told them that my bff won the wet t-shirt contest and they said one of them won the contest but they wouldn’t say who.
Me: I look at HB8 and say, “Well I know it wasn’t this one, which one of you guys won?” They laughed and HB8 gave me a smile like “You little f’er”. Here I keep pretending to leave and but she keeps on saying things to get me to stay and talk.
HB8: "Well, my shift is done now. I’m going to grab a drink and then maybe have a smoke outside with you guys."
Me: Well you can chill will me but I charge 5$ a minute. But I feel nice today so I will wave it for a few minutes. But I’m leaving soon so hurry.
HB8: "Ok, maybe I will see you out there."
**I stay 10 minutes with my friends but I see that she is just talking to her friends so I get up and leave.**
End of field report…I come to this bar often so I will definitely see her again.
Anything you guys would have done different? I love hearing where I can improve! Also, what should I do next time?