P.s. Scroll to the bottom if you just want the Confrontation sans back story
So there's this HB8 Asian model I've been gaming here is the field report of the pick-up to partial f-close - long story short I ate her to climax then got it in for about a minute until her LMR+ASD+buyers remorse kicked in (I didn't run any of my comfort routines on her)
So then two nights ago she came over - because she's in a new aptmnt and doesn't want to sleep alone - we cuddled, she puts my hand on her bare breast and when I say "hey, kiss me" she says "no, I'm not comfortable with that" and I was like "well, I guess I'm in the gay-friend-zone (the worst circle of the he11 that is the FZ)
Then I read this post by DandyLion and was inspired to go out with a bang!
I ignored her for yesterday and today until like 2 hours ago, then met her to go get dinner.
My Merciless Game
If I wasn't ignoring her, I was negging her - which was easy - this girl is pretty ditzy. It was like Brian (Family Guy) + Archer + Sheldon Cooper Negging Jillian (Family Guy) + Cheryl (from Archer) + Penny (Big Bang). Things like:
Her: "I heard that people in China eat bird spit..."
Me: "No, that's... [explain bird-nest soup to her] ...like the Japanese shark fin soup, it's odd but it's a delicacy."
Her: "So they put the shark fin into the bird spit?"
Me: "You have someone else do your science hw, dont you?"
Her: "I'm so mad, and I don't know why"
Me: "Well, darling perhaps you're just a b1tch "
Her: "No I just want them to put us at a different table!"
Me: "Make sure to come off as hostile when you ask"
Her: "Shut up! lol I just hate people who don't know how to do their job... is that bad?"
Me: "Yeah... I think you might just be a b1tch..."
Her: "I've had such a rough day - this is like the highlight of the day for me"
Me: *ignore* (maybe that's true, maybe it's not... if it's true I'd think she'd be more into me.)
Her: "I don't really like being single, but I definitely don't want a realtionship."
Me: "I feel like when I'm single I miss a lot of things about a relationship, but when I'm in a relationship I miss a lot of things about being single."
Her: "Me too! I just want both! lol"
Me: "Like a relationship M,W,F and be single T,H, Saturday, then Sunday just nothing."
Her: "Yeah! lol"
Her: "Sean (AFC friend) says I'm interesting, not awkward..."
Me: "I'll bet" *smirk*
Her: "Do you think I'm awkward?"
Me: "Yup." *without looking up*
Me: "You often... go off on random tangents. You also trail off what you're saying like 'yeah,... so I guess...' - often in tandem with your random tangents -"
Her: "Shut up!"
Me: "- your general hostility to the world around you... uhm, is that enough or should I keep going..."
Her: "Wait, tell me again how you know which way is east."
Me: *sigh* "okay, I'll talk slower..."
Then we go to her house and I try the naked man - swing and a miss!
Then I start cocky/funny turning everything she says into "hey, take me back to my dorm" - as you see, I don't drive.
So the whole night she's been saying how she doesn't like sleeping alone (used to having her dogs) and can she stay at my place? To which I neg her "you're the kid who sat through 10 minutes of Batman and then started asking if he dies in the end, arent you? You gotta wait and see! I'm not telling you how tonight ends!"
When she drops me off at the door and asks again I say - channeling Vince Vaugh for some reason.
HB: "Can I spend the night"
Me: "Well about that, I'm thinking - No."
Me: "Last time that you spent the night, was wierd."
HB: "Why was it wierd?"
Me: "With the cuddling and whatnot"
HB: "How was that wierd?"
Me: "When I was like 'you should kiss me'..."
HB: "I'm just not comfortable yet!"
Me: "I know, and that's fine, but quite frankly you aren't an easy person to read - you keep your thoguths and feelings to yourself, you arent actively dishonest but you are not very open and honest with people - "
HB: "Wow" *taken aback*
Me: " - and I know that there was - at one time - a spark between us, but now I really can't tell if you're no longer attracted to me and just want some comfort, or if you are attracted to me but have issues with affection and intimacy - either way, I'm not interested."
HB: "I feel like I'm going to cry! I just don't want to sleep alone!"
Me: "I know," *patronizingly* "And that's the sort of thing that a boyfriend or someone balls-deep in your friendzone - but like I said, I'm not interested in either."
HB: "Then what do you want?"
Me: "Well, like I've said before, I'm not looking for a realtionship, but I like you as a friend, we can hang out, have lunch together, etc, but for me, sleeping over has more of a romantic connotation - and I don't mean a relationship, it can be just hanging out, having a good time, but I think you need to decide what you want and be honest with yourself."
HB: "OKay, Dr. Phil"
Me: *in Dr. Phil voice, getting out of the car* "Now you go ahead and figure out honestly what you want for yourself. And feel free if you have any revelations you give me a call now."
HB: "I'll call you"
Me: "Bye-bye Dr. Phil's patient"