Went to a pub I've never been to before with a buddy of mine. # closed the waitress! Here is some dialog;
My buddy: Are we eligible for the $5 chicken sandwich?
Her: I'm not sure, I think it starts later but let me go find out.
She leaves and comes back.
Her: Yea, that starts later, I'm sorry.
Me: We already knew that, we just wanted to know if you did. But hey, now you know.
My buddy: If things like that happen, you can just say no. We're going to be assholes the whole time.
Her: It's ok to do that here but at my other job I would just kick you out.
My buddy: What's your other job?
Her: I'm a bartender at *insert club name here*
Ordering food, blah blah.
Her: Side is mashed potatoes or baked potato.
Me: This relationship is moving way to quickly.
She laughed and stared with a smile.
Me: Fine. Mashed potatoes.
Food comes out, and it's like an insane amount. Definitely ordered too much.
Her: Everything look ok?
Me: Except for the fact that it's a feast, sure.
Her: Have fun with your feast! *walks away*
Ate about half of everything, by now I'm freakin stuffed!
Her: Let me take those plates for you. Everything ok?
Me: No, I'm dyin!
Her: We wouldn't want that to happen. *walks away*
Me: *yelling across the pub (playfully, of course)* Somehow, I feel as though you weren't being sincere!
Comes back with the check.
Me: So you said you worked down at *insert club name here*
Her: Yea, they play like rock, dubstep, we barely wear anything.
Me: Sounds like a good place for my friends and I to hang at this weekend, here put your number in my phone and I'll let you know when.
She puts her number in my phone.
My buddy: So you can get us like free drinks and stuff right?
Her: Well I can put you on the list for open bar and vip if you want, or make give you happy hour for 2 hours. Just text me and let me know.
Me: Alright, later.
And since I'm leaving soon, I'm taking full advantage of this as a going away party for myself. HAHA! What a dick.
Let me know where you think I should clean up my game, overall I feel like it went pretty well. Didn't have much hang-ups.