Ok me and my friend have been going hard at game for a day. Loads of numbers and dates stacked, hard day of work, when we decide its time to leave campus we're off the grounds when I see a gorgeous brunette walk by. She gets a little ways away from us when i decided to grab my balls and lug them after her.

I come in a jog and decide to play up the romantic vibe of the situation. Tell her how I just chased her down, I don't know what it was but I was so present when I was talking to her. Like god stuck his hand up my ass and made me talk on his behalf present.

I did a little tongue in cheek, telling her how much girls hate me and how shy I am. She didn't believe a word of it, neither did I. She then gave me her number and told me to call her. I winked at her as she left and I proceeded to ride off into the sunset.