The time to consume as much turkey, mashed potatoes and stuffing before your stomach is about to explode, then asking for seconds.
It's also a time to procrastinate on field reports/deep inner game introspection! Whoo-hoo!
First the field report, from last week, and boy did a lot of stuff happen!
I went out clubbing for the first time! My goals were simple:
1) survive the loud music
2) Inoculate myself to the scary newness of it all
I was...unaware...that they were legally or even physically capable of getting music that loud. ya. Time to ...
Wait, I just discovered that you can use different fonts on this thing.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!1111!!1!1!one!1!1 1!1eleven!1!1!!1111! !
eh-hem, time to wear ear plugs 'n stuff! I also managed to briefly talk to the bouncer.
This is pretty big because
1) the bouncer was big and scary 0_o
2) My AFC friends who were with me tried to not get me to talk to him, and even lectured me on how I could get hurt if I 'distracted' him (are there rules for talking to bouncers? I would very much not like to get beat up)
Also, homecoming at my school! yay!
I also had another set of goals
A) to NOT get jealous by all the couples there, especially those with hot GF's
B) To dance with at least one girl.
C) to make eye contact with an HB9.5 who I had asked out (before I got into PU of course) and am now too scared to approach again.
I was mostly successful. goals B and C (an HB 6 for the former) were completed, but I did start to feel pangs of envy about 2.75 hours in, which is when I left.
And in other news, I have met a very good natural who has agreed to train me!
this natural is better than most because he actually gives good advice (i.e., he talks what amounts to cat and mouse theory rather than the usual 'just talk to them' stuff most give)
He is also an extremely chill person who has on numerous occasions invited me to events and has shown willingness to accept my invitations to things as well.
INNER GAME REPORT
Well folks, im at that time in most aspiring PUA's life were 90% will crash and burn, and is best exemplified by the following conversation with my brain.
Me: hey brain, how's it going?
Brain: OMGOMGOMGOMG WUT R U DOING TO MUCH CHANGE NO BAD BAD GO BACK ME WANT COMFORTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTT!!!111!1 1!11!1!1
Me: Its ok Mr. Brain, we can get through this...
Brain: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS ALL BAD NONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONO NONONO YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU WILL FAIL FAILFAILFAILLLLLLLFA ILAIAILFILAFILIAL
Me: Seriously, we can do this, my inner game is good enough to survive the trying times ahead...
Brain: I HAD TO CHANGE FONTS TO SHOW THAT YOU WONT WIN WHY U NO LISTEN GIVE UP OMG FINE ILL GIVE YOU DEPRESSION FOR A WEEK.
Me: wait, won't giving me depression hurt you as much as....
*gets depression for a week*
So ya, there's that. Mr. Brain also keeps trying to give me oneitis for that HB9.5 I was talking about earlier.
BUT I WILL SURVIVE! WITH THE, EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE WILL OF THE FIGHT, (insert other song references here.)
So as always, like and feel free to link this when you are telling other scrubtubs, I mean aspiring PUAs as to how to what becoming a PUA looks like.