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Thread: My night of shit tests from girls

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    Default My night of shit tests from girls

    So last night was crazy. For some reason every single woman I opened/chatted with decided to challenge me. It was actually pretty crazy. I had a great night though. My intentions for the evening, aside from seeing the band, was to open some sets on the pool tables and try out some techniques so I could get them solid for the situation.

    So a few friends of mine are in a pretty sick metal band. They were doing a show at a local bar. I got off work, grabbed and bite and barely made it there to catch them at midnight.

    Upon arriving, I did my normal rounds as I always do. Look around to see how many friend's I have there and go say hello to everyone, it usually takes me 20-30 minutes on busy nights at this particular venue. That alone was enough for me, knowing I have that many people that love me. I also noticed a strange phenomena. There are a few women that go out just to pick up guys (they are proactive about it...just like us when we go out). They were using ME as social proof.

    #1 - As soon as I walked in the door a girl I used to sleep with was with her new man, and stopped me and started grilling me about why I had removed her from FB and lost her number, etc. I told her the truth right in front of him, that she didn't make herself available to me, and she was always hot then cold. She then said "What because I won't sleep with you?". I said no, because you never wanted to spend any time with me, sex had nothing to do with it. I wasn't going to give her my time anymore, and I really liked her so I decided just to cut her out of my life. We talked, a lot of it was personal relationship stuff about some issues we had, and though she didn't like what I said, she said she could see my point of view. Basically I told her that she was playing silly little games with me, and that I had to pick and choose which women I wanted to give my time to, and with that BS she no longer made the cut. Despite him, she spent a LOT of time with me that night, even hopped venues to follow me, and see me some more.

    #2
    I was chatting with another friend of mine. I was in the process of seduction, and I realized I didn't want to mess her relationship up so I friendzoned her. She will stay there. Turns out someone deleted me off her FB and she thought I removed her, etc. Well at this point her friend called me a "farking Liar". I noticed her the spark in her eyes, she was intrigued by me. She was kinda cute, so I reciprocated.

    #1: Come here and give me a hug, since we are now "Just Friends" and you don't want to see me anymore.
    Me: (To #2) Of course I wouldn't cut you out of my life. I enjoy your company, I just don't wish to tamper in your relationship any longer.
    Friend: You are a farking liar!
    Me: I never lie. I'm a big boy, I don't have to lie.
    Friend: You are so full of sh1t, that's what liars say
    Me: (Big smile) Well then choose to believe me or not, if not it's your loss.
    Then I walked away. Now I should have number closed on her right there, but I had other things going on. I don't even know her name, but from her smile I could tell she liked me.

    #3
    After the show was down, I was sober, so I was walking across the dance floor to help my buddies load up their equipment. There were two girls walking, and one of them stopped. Her friend was a cute little blonde, skinny, nice body. I will call the bitchy one Bitchy and her friend Blondie.

    Bitchy: (stops walking and stops her friend) What is the deal with this creeper?
    Me: (I stop with them and laugh at her)
    Bitchy: What dude
    Blondie: (turns around with a disgusted look on her face then sees me and starts to smile really big) I KNOW YOU! You told me my fortune that night.
    Me: (I remember her, but I play dumb) You look familiar, who are you?
    Bitchy: (stands there in awe, just dumbfounded)
    Blondie: I had the clear cube remember, you told my fortune!
    Me: (smiling back at Bitchy, then looking over to Blondie) Oh yea, the cube! Isn't that game so cool? How have you been, that was such a fun night!
    Blondie: SHUT UP! (Jumps up in my arms and gives me a huge hug while looking into my eyes with genuine joy to see me again)
    Me: (I twirl her around a couple times while holding her up while looking at her friend smiling)
    Bitchy: (tries to say something, which I interrupt)
    Me: Sorry ladies I have to go help the band load, have a nice evening

    I help the band load, locate the afterparty, and say my goodbyes to all. A buddy of mine just split with his wife, and told me he wanted to get laid. I told him that I couldn't get him laid, but that he should go around to the girls there with me and invite them to the afterparty. I just grabbed his arm and said come on and walked off. He followed semi behind me, I could tell he was nervous, and wasn't feeling it, so I introduced him and he made his eject. I stayed and invited the two of them and then told him, my bad bro, I didn't mean to just pull you over there, but next time please don't just act weird and walk away, that's something I would do specifically to blow my friend's set, lol. Of course those two girls didn't show at the party. Only two more sh1t tests of the evening.

    I get down at the afterparty by the river. It's this guy's spot and he has a camper there. I catch a wiff of that good, so I poked my head in and told them to make room, I wanted to blaze. A couple people left the camper at that point, which left room for me. Another member of the band was in there with this groupie. She wasn't that cute, but intellectually my challenge. She was like 41, and I do like older women, especially when they can stimulate me mentally. When a woman is 15-20 years older than you they are so much fun to flirt with because they will constantly challenge you, and make no qualms about it, they are probably MUCH better at it than you. I'll call this one #4. She was in the camper doing some heavy Kino with another band member. I make it a point not to steal groupies from the band members, there are plenty to go around.

    #4: You are crazy, all women want is sex
    Me: All YOU want is sex. All women want is a man to make them FEEL and FEEL GOOD at that.
    Her: You are full of sh1t, I'm a woman...I know
    Me: Just like every other woman, you THINK you know. I have quite a few female friends that hang out with me just because I make them feel good. Now I know nothing will happen between us, but we enjoy each other's company.
    Her: No you are wrong. All women want is sex, just like men
    Me: Now I will not deny the power of an intense orgasm on a woman, or a few in a row (I chuckle a bit), but they are held to a different standard. They MUST be properly led to the path. If a woman walks up to me and asks me to fark her, I probably won't do it, she is no challenge, there is no fulfillment in bedding her. Women are different from men in the fact that they CRAVE sex like you crave pizza, or crave icecream.
    Her: (She starts giggling) Yea, I want it all the time now, it's like I'm in my sexual prime. Too bad you will never know.
    Me: Actually I have seduced women that were much older than me, 44 being the oldest and even twins that were 7 years older. I like how they don't play games, but me on the other hand, I have to play games because I'm usually chasing women that are 6-7 years younger than me.
    Her: Like 19-20ish? (I was impressed she remembered my age from the last time we met, I barely remember the encounter)
    Me: Well I like younger women, they are nice tight bodies, sweet little pussies, they are great. I don't like the games, but I can deal with that just fine. (I didn't realize it, but I had disqualified her)
    Her: What are you talking about, my pussy is super tight and I can work it better than any 20 year old bitch. Look at this ass, don't you think its nice? (she pulls up her jacket, shows me her ass, shaking it a little, then the band member jumps in and starts grabbing her ass to show she is his)
    Me: It's pretty nice, I've seen better though on women your age. Besides, I take a different perspective on my age. I am wiser and more experienced in life. Anyway I'm going to go mingle at the party, have fun guys (wink).

    God this thread is long, I can't believe I encountered so many bitchy women last night. The last one was this girl I know from around town and mutual friends. She was pretty heavy with the kino, and I convinced her to come by telling her that I will make sure her friend and her have some beers to drink on at the afterparty (I wasn't trying to pick them up, I just like hanging with them). She went from fun and flirty to bitch mode, and started talking sh1t.

    Her: You are a farking asshole
    Me: At least I'm good at it
    Her: Where is my asshole (my buddy pointed to her ass, and said right there)
    Me: (I lightly touch by her mouth) No it's right here
    Her: (slaps me in the face)
    Me: (I give her a very soft slug to the arm, mainly pushing there was no real contact force)
    Her: (She tries to punch me, I caught her wrist and looked at her sternly in the eyes)
    Me: You are drunk, we aren't doing this sh1t. You know I joke around, and you know damn well better than to slap me in the face. (I let her hand go, she gives me a hug, then immediately pushes me away, I walk away from it)

    Last night was just sh1t after sh1t, but I still managed to handle it all well I think, and either way I had a great night. I reconnected with an old friend spent some time with many more, and despite every woman trying to challenge me, I held my ground and generated some intrigue for future interactions with them. I'm not really interested in most of them, but they will make great friends! Not a single set on the pool table though
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    Default Re: My night of shit tests

    I hate older women even trying to come at me from that perspective, I understand women are women, but if they are married or taken they have no farking business coming at me trying to flirt, and I will make this known to them....and its funny cause ill cut off attention from them, theyll ask me why I did so or try to act like they are some highscool dime piece that I am disallowing attention to, and I dont even give them an answer....something no other d1ckless guy would do...I look at it as a waste of time like investing in bad stock...nothing positive will ever come from it.

    I mentioned elsewhere often times this happens when im on the clock at work, and I cannot use crude language towards them therefore I have to put up with them, and I will totally just shutdown any flirty attention, which sometimes makes them try harder to strive for my attention being that I am a young guy.

    More so I find it absolutely disgusting that some woman, in her 40s or however old is trying to strut her shit to gain a ego boost from me with her old curveless body. Ida told that woman of yours bragging about her ass that I could spin quarters off girls my age from their curves, a quarter would probably just stick on your old ass.

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    Default Re: My night of sh1t tests

    Quote Originally Posted by Dj Chill View Post
    I hate older women even trying to come at me from that perspective, I understand women are women, but if they are married or taken they have no farking business coming at me trying to flirt, and I will make this known to them....and its funny cause ill cut off attention from them, theyll ask me why I did so or try to act like they are some highscool dime piece that I am disallowing attention to, and I dont even give them an answer....something no other d1ckless guy would do...I look at it as a waste of time like investing in bad stock...nothing positive will ever come from it.

    I mentioned elsewhere often times this happens when im on the clock at work, and I cannot use crude language towards them therefore I have to put up with them, and I will totally just shutdown any flirty attention, which sometimes makes them try harder to strive for my attention being that I am a young guy.

    More so I find it absolutely disgusting that some woman, in her 40s or however old is trying to strut her sh1t to gain a ego boost from me with her old curveless body. Ida told that woman of yours bragging about her ass that I could spin quarters off girls my age from their curves, a quarter would probably just stick on your old ass.
    Why in the world would I want to make her feel like shit? I have not expanded my social circle by being a total dick to people. I mean when it needed done, sure I would gladly do what needs to be done, but she wasn't being a bitch, she was just being challenging. I have found that since I have really started to find my inner confidence that people I have already known try to throw me off. They want the previous status back, where they were in charge, and had no objections from me, where as now I only follow when I deem it as an appropriate path to choose. Could have just been an aura I was giving off that night, but I really don't care, I'm still proud of myself, even if this was just a small accomplishment.
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    Default Re: My night of sh1t tests

    Quote Originally Posted by Blistex View Post
    Why in the world would I want to make her feel like sh1t? I have not expanded my social circle by being a total d1ck to people. I mean when it needed done, sure I would gladly do what needs to be done, but she wasn't being a bitch, she was just being challenging. I have found that since I have really started to find my inner confidence that people I have already known try to throw me off. They want the previous status back, where they were in charge, and had no objections from me, where as now I only follow when I deem it as an appropriate path to choose. Could have just been an aura I was giving off that night, but I really don't care, I'm still proud of myself, even if this was just a small accomplishment.
    Im proud of you too pal....keep the strength

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    Default Re: My night of shit tests

    Sounds like a pretty awesome night to me. Nice job keeping your composure.

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    Default Re: My night of shit tests

    Yea I agree with Sal_Paradise1439 and DJ Chill, you did an excellent job of maintaining your frame. That one girl, who was challenging saying "that all woman want is sex" sounds like she was ready to go. Curious as to why you didn't? She isn't your type?

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    Default Re: My night of sh1t tests

    Quote Originally Posted by Anuks View Post
    Yea I agree with Sal_Paradise1439 and DJ Chill, you did an excellent job of maintaining your frame. That one girl, who was challenging saying "that all woman want is sex" sounds like she was ready to go. Curious as to why you didn't? She isn't your type?
    I figured she was going home with one of the band members. I won't take their groupies from them, and in turn I get to use their status at shows. She actually looked decent, but the last thing I want is a competition for a lousy groupie.
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