Got divorced about 3 months ago and was itching to see if i still had game. I lived in an apartment building in Italy and lived next to this chick (my ex's friend) and ALWAYS wanted to nail her. like i would think about her while i was in my ex. We were partying with some friends that night and she was being somewhat stand off-ish. she had just gotten out of a relationship and was in the man hater stage. i said 'hey f those fools. lets do shots to them being a-holes and us being awesome'. couple of drinks in she tells our mutual friend 'i just wanna cuddle and have sex' to which i reply 'well i can help you with one of those'. she makes it blatantly clear shes not interested.
at the end of the night i'm leaving and tell her she owes me a peck on the cheek. she goes in for it and i turn real quick and plant one on her grill. she punches me and says 'jerk' but is smiling the whole time. seeds are planted.
next night we are partying again and she brings up how i snaked one on her and how mad she is. i tell her 'first of all, you're welcome, and second, you just loss your kissing privileges. nothing but handshakes for you now.' buddy laughs and says 'ha thats a good one im gonna use that on my wife' while she gives me on of those 'im trying to figure you out' looks.
throughout the night i stare at her and make sure she catches me. she doesn't cover up or call me out so i assume she wants a piece. i take a smoke out on the deck and she comes out with me. she starts talking about her day and i interrupt cause i ain't no therapist.
Her- 'god work was so rough'
Me-' enough small talk. you know this is happening right?'
me- 'me being with you'
her- 'yeah you think so'
me- 'i know so. moment i stepped in this place you were ready for it'
her- 'um its kinda my decision.and i say no'
me- 'thats where you're wrong. you think you are in control, but i Inception'd your ass and planted the idea a long time ago. your mind is just lookin for a time to say yes. i give it about 2 hours.'
her- 'ill be asleep in 2 hours'
me- 'thats if we hook up right now and your body shuts down from fun'
her- 'yeah no thanks'
me- 'i'll see you in 2 hours'
i go back in and ignore her for an hour. when im leaving she runs up and goes 'what you're not gonna say bye' and goes for a cheek kiss. i say 'hey you lost that privilege' and shake her hand saying 'it's a pleasure doing business with you.' the look on her face was priceless.
10 minutes later, i get a text.
'u still up?'
'yeah i got some things on my mind'
'and what is that'
'come over and i'll tell you'
literally 30 seconds later i get a buzz at the door and guess who it is? her shirt is 'accidentally' unbuttoned.
her- 'so what is it you wanted to tell me?'
me- 'close your eyes'
she complies, nd it is tongue city: population-me. i pick her up by the a$$ and carry her to my bed, making out the whole way.
90 minutes later...
shes getting dressed saying 'if anyone asks we just made out'.
i aint playin that shiz so i says 'lets not even say that. im not necessarily proud of this.'
i love the faces women make when they shocked.
we knocked boots for a month and a half on the daily until i went back to the states. homegirl sent this message on thursday-
'i really miss you btw'
I am back, gentleman.
Note: still rusty on actual pickup (its been 3 years) so i'm stoked to be in the community again. yall are a great feedback and support system and im honored to be workin with real men. kudos to all yall.