I at school (college) the other day, and sat next to a random HB7.

Her: You smell good
Me: Thanks, I pride myself on how I smell (cocky smile)

I then ignore her and talk to my friends. I was being quite profane btw, making sex jokes etc.
Then I said bye to her, went to class, and left class again to go talk to her at the same bench I met her at...

Me: Actually, I thought you were kind of cute and had to come talk to you.
Her: Oh thanks.
Me: Whats your major?
Blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Let me get your number. Lets hang out sometimes
Her: Actually I have a boyfriend.... but you know what, here Ill give you my number and we can hang out sometime.

My game is not great, I know, but my perceived confidence, build (I workout), and decent looks carry me through lol

So I text her 2 days later...I cant remember word for word, but something like this.

Me: Hey ms sensitive nose! its your friend john from the other day, the one that smelled good,
Her: oh hey, how are you?
Me: great. hey its finals week, lets study anatomy sometime. the anatomy of eachothers bodies.
Her: You are BOLD! haha. Well, im hanging out with some friends from out of town this weekend with my boyfriend, you are welcome to come along
Me: Me? Bold? Im bold like Times New Roman. I dont think your bf would like us getting physical in front of him, but if you insist...
Her: You must be a comedian....

blah blah blah...

the gist of the story went, I tried to get her to sleep with me despite the bf, but she was resistant. So i ask her

Me: why did you give me ur number if u had a bf?
Her: Promise to keep this between us?
Me: sure
Her: i was attracted to this guy that looked and smelled just like you and when i met you it turned me on.

blah blah blah. we started talking about what our fantasies were and stuff, and she invited me to hook up with her and her boyfriend

Me: if youre ever down for a two way with you and me, let ME know
Her: i will if you come to my fashion show tonight, showing off our new line of corsets
Me: maybe
Her: let me know if you will go. its just a booty call away

I think this story is hilarious haha. Your thoughts?