So I was sitting at my desk at work, and one of the girls from upstairs walked in the office. She walked by me and commented on me having my feet on my desk and watching a video on my laptop, here's how it went.
Her - So that's what you do all day, watch movies?
Me - Pretty much, not much to the job.
Her - What are you watching?
Me - A video ( cocky smile )
Her - ...No kidding. ( laugh ) Really though, what's so entertaining.
Me - ( Turn laptop to show her ) Big Bang Theory.
Her - OMG I love that show. Is that the new episode?
Me - It is.
At this point she moves around and sits on my desk where I had my feet, and brings up the guy that's training her, we'll call him X, and how he is kind of a douche. I tell her it's not nice to be talking about people when they can't defend themselves, but he is a douche. I could see the change of emotion in her face as I said that, from happy and laughing to " Oh sh1t, he's calling me out on this " and back to laughing.
Her - Okay, I have to get back upstairs. I'm sure X is waiting on me.
Me - Fine, but before you run off back to X, give me your number and I'll text you if I get bored. ( cocky smile )
Her - Sure, give me your phone.
I sent her a text when the door to the office closed, " Hey blondie, it's your friend from downstairs, this is my number. "
She replied pretty quick " I left to come up here and he's not even here haha. "
I thought I did ok, but criticism is always welcome.