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Thread: Women and Alcohol types

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    Default Women and Alcohol types

    Atm, I'm sitting in my basement (get it? ...you farking "experts" lol) sipping on some "sangria" (I poured juice into merlot - that counts as sangria, right? ...I'm in college. Oh, and Merlot is the "dudebro of wine" btw) and I figured I would post a thread about what you can tell about a girl's personality by what type of drink she prefers.

    "that'll be really helpful!" I thought "so that guys will know what type of drinks to be ready to make in their apartment or dorm!"

    ...and then I thought, "naaaaah! I'll just write a thread about all the funny sh1t that goes through my head when a girl tells me what types of drink she likes"

    Me: "Hey, would you like a drink? I have beer, liquor, some wine..."

    HB: "I like white wine."
    My thoughts: "Aww, how cute - want some gin in it?"

    HB: "I like red wine"
    My thoughts: "Oh crap. If this b1tch gets drunk she's gonna get all weepy -.-"

    HB: "I like zinfindel wine"
    My thoughts: "...this gal is classy! Looks like I found my date to the winter concert xD"

    HB: "I like scotch"
    My thoughts: "Looks like I'm getting laid! "

    HB: "I like gin"
    My thoughts: "Looks like I'm getting head! "

    HB: "I like bourbon"
    My thoughts: "Looks like I'm getting @nal! "

    HB: "I like vodka"
    My thoughts: "Looks like I'm gonna hit LMR... and then get laid! "

    HB: "I like tequila"
    My thoughts: "8O ...I'd better walk away quietly and let this one go. ...after the threesome "

    HB: "I like beer"
    My thoughts: "Sweet, this chick is cool... or at least low maintinance... unless she's trying to seem cool o.O"

    HB: "I like absenth"
    My thoughts: "Let's go camping some time."

    HB: "I don't drink"
    My thoughts: "Get out." >:-(

    HB: "I do you have light beer? Anything dark makes me feel bloated"
    My thoughts: "Yyyyeeeeeeeeeesssss ."

    HB: "I don't drink beer."
    My thoughts: "This farken high-maintinance bu11sh1t...>:-( ...I have liquor!"

    HB: "I don't drink, let's do hooka"
    My thoughts: ".....well alrighty then, let's do that "

    HB: "I'll drink anything"
    My thoughts: "Marry me!" (if she looks like she showered in the past 6 hours - if not she's probably a wh@re)

    HB: "I like to stay sober so I can be in my right mind"
    My thoughts: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

    HB: "I like to smoke w##d more than drink"
    My thoughts: "Maybe if I put on some Pink Floyd we can just make out and she won't want to debate whether or not the sky is "really blue" or if we "just see it as blue""

    HB: "I like you, but I don't think we should be drinking"
    My thoughts: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

    HB: "But I'm underage! Lol xD"
    My thoughts: "How under age? O.o ...half my age... plus seven... we're good to go! "
    Last edited by Autismus; 12-10-2012 at 05:16 AM. Reason: forgot an elipses
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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    I love this... I used to be a barman so I often run stuff like this as a cold read when I go for drinks.

    It works really well as you can often tease them into getting a more risqué drink ; ). Not that I'm advocating date rape here, but a little tequila never fails to grease the cogs.

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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    My nightgame:

    HB: "I like _____."
    Me: "Have you met my friend, Autismus?"

    HB: "I don't drink."
    Me: "Let's have sex."
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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    Quote Originally Posted by sidewinder89 View Post
    I love this... I used to be a barman so I often run stuff like this as a cold read when I go for drinks.

    It works really well as you can often tease them into getting a more risqué drink ; ). Not that I'm advocating date rape here, but a little tequila never fails to grease the cogs.
    I agree, both getting a little tipsey on a date acts as great social lubricant. Sober thoughts are drunk actions

    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    My nightgame:

    HB: "I like _____."
    Me: "Have you met my friend, Autismus?"

    HB: "I don't drink."
    Me: "Let's have sex."
    Hahaha we would wing good bro too bad we're on opposite ends of the country
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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    Shows how bad Britain is, I have not met a single girl at uni who says she doesn't drink :L lol
    Nice thread btw

    Linking x

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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    Quote Originally Posted by linking View Post
    Shows how bad Britain is, I have not met a single girl at uni who says she doesn't drink :L lol
    Nice thread btw

    Linking x

    Its kind of our culture, British people in general are a bit more reserved an shy than Americans. Sadly thats probably a large reason why so many of us get rat-arsed!

    I have to say though, its bloody fun!

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    Lol agreed, Iv started drinking like a lot less recently, and in bars and stuff...not clubs.....girls always seem very shocked when u approach as if they expect u to be completely wrecked :L lol

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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    hahhahahahahahhahah
    Why is this the first time I see this?
    "The world will never change much less become what you want it to be. The only thing that can change is you. Face your fears, grow stronger and become what you want to be."
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    According to this I'm a huge slut.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “WOW...What a Ride!”

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    Default Re: Women and Alcohol types

    Quote Originally Posted by linking View Post
    Shows how bad Britain is, I have not met a single girl at uni who says she doesn't drink :L lol
    Nice thread btw

    Linking x
    Quote Originally Posted by sidewinder89 View Post
    Its kind of our culture, British people in general are a bit more reserved an shy than Americans. Sadly thats probably a large reason why so many of us get rat-arsed!

    I have to say though, its bloody fun!
    Lol yeah that's how America started (well, north of Jacksonville at least). Bunch of protestant prudes protesting pub policies packed up and shacked up in a ship to pound the ports of Plymouth.
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