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    lionkings is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Default Stripper's Shit Test Victim from her Bedroom

    It was New Years Eve and I was depressed by the fact that I didn't have a date. I decided to sarge Hollywood and was on the bus ride.

    I am just sitting on the very back seat talking to this random black chick about my pick up life. She is so lost and I was just entertained by her face expressions. Then I see a blond hair tanktop girl on the front side of the bus. I tell the black chick "just watch" and skip myself down the bus.

    I sit myself one row in front of her and "You are farking cute. Who are you?" comes out of my mouth. She laughs and is happy. I lie to her I'm seeing my drunk friend in Hollywood bla bla bla I tell her she reminds me of some kind of character and end up telling her about Cinderella. she tells me she actually has Cinderella high-heel and I give her a weird look and tell her she is a weirdo. She laughs and tell me she is a stripper I mean dancer. I'm surprised and it actually boosts my confidence and tell her to scoop over and sit myself next to her. bla bla bla I start Kino, put my hands around her shoulder and hold her hand and she squeezes my hand like crazy. Her cold hands balances out my warm hand.

    I tell her I just want to be moody because its NYE. She tells me her stop is coming soon. I ask for the number and she is willing. But I use qualifying to confirm if she is awesome enough that I would ditch my imaginary drunk friend and get to know her more. bla bla bla I come off the bus and get off. I take her my the hand and give her a kiss. We walk to her house and tell me about her Chinese Roommate. I meet her roomate and chase her away by saying "we will let you get back to your thing."

    Now we are alone her room. I ask her what she bought and ask her to try them on since its a "girls thing". She does and I swirl her check her out. She keep telling me how hot the cloths is. They all look the same to me. After I swirl her I put her arms around me and kiss her. I get hard by this time and she notices. She grabs me in the crotch and unbuttons my shirt. I tell her at least ask me more questions before you touch me like that. She laughs. She tells me how big I am and how small she is. bla bal bla I have her on her bed and I'm on top of her making out and I feel so uncomfortable physically to continue. My jeans were tight my glasses were banging on her nose so I get up and took off my watch and glasses. This was different from when I just masturbated on my comfortable chair. The teamwork sh1t was not right. I start to make out with her again and she gets turned off cuz I say "I want to fark you" out of nowhere. should I have said"im going to fark you"?? anyways she now wants me to spank her really farking hard. And I never experienced that. So it's just awkward for me to spank a girl hard. By this time I wanted to leave unless I could f-close but she is turned off and wants me to leave and tells me the bus schedule.
    And I leave and she tells me "you don't even want my number" but whatever I walk out say bye and head to Hollywood.
    I feel down I missed the shot but happy I'm getting somewhere since this summer I started sarging.

    Happy New Years
    Last edited by KristiBell; 01-02-2013 at 06:20 AM.

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    lionkings is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Default Re: Stripper's sh1t Test Victim from her Bedroom

    Guys, I'm feeling depressed. Should I go back to the girl's house and talk to her? will that just be needy? I was thinking saying we had our special moment and that wasn't common.
    Should I just invest my time to find someone else?

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    Default Re: Stripper's sh1t Test Victim from her Bedroom

    Quote Originally Posted by lionkings View Post
    Guys, I'm feeling depressed. Should I go back to the girl's house and talk to her? will that just be needy? I was thinking saying we had our special moment and that wasn't common.
    Should I just invest my time to find someone else?
    Nooooooooooooooooo. Look here is the truth:
    -u had a great thing and u fucked it up, learn from u're mistakes.
    -u shouldn't have said anything
    -Yes sometimes sex is awkward when it's the first time with a girl
    -u can cure that by beeing more dominant.
    "The world will never change much less become what you want it to be. The only thing that can change is you. Face your fears, grow stronger and become what you want to be."
    _Xavier.


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