Approached an HB while pimpin with Autismus and taylor1090. She was on her cell phone.
Me: “Tell them you have to go, a cute guy is hitting on you.”
Her: “I have a boyfriend.” <<< Sh1t Test.
Me: ”It’s ok, I’m not jealous.” <<< Passed.
Her: ”I’m on the phone with him right now.” <<< sh1t test.
Me: ”That’s ok, he’s missing out, come with me.” <<< Passed.
Her: ”I can’t, he can hear us talking right now.” <<< sh1t test.
Me: ”So?” <<< Passed.
Her: ”He is a marine.” <<< sh1t test.
Me: ”…And then?” <<< Passed.
Me: ”Tell him your mom is calling and you have to go.” <<< Leading.
Her: ”My mom wouldn’t be calling me at 3 am.” <<< sh1t test.
Me: ”I didn’t think so, but it sounded legit.” <<< Passed.
Her: ”Hahahahahaha. Shhhhhhhhh.” <<< This meant for me to stay there but be quiet! Unfortunately I didn’t realize it until 3 minutes after I ejected. Damn it. Lol. I can pass sh1t tests like a boss, but I need to work on my sense of entitlement. I feel like since there were so many sh1t tests in a row like that, my brain was like, “You’re not entitled to this homie, just eject.” I’m so mad at myself for this too, because she was obviously attracted, all I had to do was wait… At least the marine still thinks his girlfriend is an angel… LOL. Damn it…