alright so first we went to mall of america, not much daygame going on here due to me actually getting some shopping done. i did open a couple sets, typical do you know where whatever is opener. both times they got annoyed when i carded them lol. gotta be careful guys, safety first. i know its not a good thing to do as far as game goes, but statutory rape charges isnt what im going for with these girls lol. moving on.
we went to this club for an event, now i knew what this was going to be like cuz ive been there before, but my wing didnt so he begged me to go. we did. bad call. not only is the club 90% asians but the other ten percent that arent asians are guys so i had to take an asian, not that theres anything wrong with that but its not the same as gaming in a regular club. they roll in packs lol like eight sets with one little asian dude in the middle, i seriously spend most of my time convincing myself hes not their pimp and that i should just ipen anyways, heres my encounters.
me "you look lonely doll, howcome your not dancing, wait are you on fb? you know i think theres a law about being on fb while at the club "
HB7 asian. "ohh im just killing time until my bf gets here" (iois= touching her hair, pupils, putting her hands at her sides and squaring towards me.)
now, i turned away bcause i wont fuck a girl with a bf, then my wing told me she said she was waiting for her friends. great. moving on
me "im feeling these wings, but im not buying this angel act for a second."
HB9 asian "ohhhh thaaaaank youuu, hahahaha im a good girl"
me "ya know when you put your hand on your neck when your talkng it means your lying? thats fine though doll, ill play along. i suppose you dont want to go fuck in the parking lot then huh?"
had to test the kino bomb on this one, i couldnt resist because i wanted to see exactly how right i was about her and tbh i wanted to close and get out of there. she started biting her lip, and i looked down just in time to see her spread her toes, thanks for that tyrone lol. the funniest part about this was that when she said no to my bomb, she put her hand on her neck again and she caught herself and started laughing and couldnt look at me, so i grabbed her hand and she let me but then her friend cockblocked me, this girl came out of nowhere and draggd her to the dance floor. not gonna lie i was pretty pissed at this point so we left
we then went to a party at the u of m and that was great, nobody under an HB 7 most were nines, so we went downstairs and i started grinding on this blonde girl and she grabbed my hand and was all into it for a while and then she went to gt a drink. i was pretty drunk so i couldnt remember what she looked like. damn lol, i know she was blonde and super skinny, that narrows down my search.... not. aha. so i opened a couple more sets, a couple started talking to me about my car they saw me pull up in and asking if they could drive it. hahahaha! not a chance. so then the keg went dry so we went to barfly, apparently there was a snake charmer and a fire spinner there like a hour before we got the so i was pissed, then i opened an hb7 black because she looked sad, next thing i know i have a girl crying to me because her bf cheated on her an hour before. greaaaat. im not gonna just say deal with it and walk away, though i should, im not like that. so half an hour later the bar closed and we were walking to the parking garage and saw a two set both hb8s and one of them was trying to jump over a puddle in the crosswalk so i opened
me "dont fall in sweetheart, as much as i love rescueng damsels in distress, im not the best swimmer"
they both busted out laughing and then the girl that jumped the puddle started running through the steet to try to hail a cab. she was so drunk she thought a cop car was a cab and ran into the street waving at it and the cop stopped and opened the door asking what was wrong before finding out how drunk they were and started questioning them. i didnt wanna get involved so i just gave up and went home lol, i know the last part wasnt game related but i thought it was funny and the opener was a good one and on the off chance anybody finds themself in a situation where its useful, there it is.
anyways that was my night. pretty shitty but i got a good few laughs