hey guys just thought i would put up one of my recent field tested routines went out with 3 of my mates for a few drinks to a local bar, walked in and i was knee deep in HB's ranging from about 6- to possible genuine 10's bear in mind all of my mates have either long shoulder length har or that weird emo thing thats so popular nowadays.
opening a 2 set they are both i suppose about 8 possibly 9 at a push.
aproaching from the left rear, both can see me clearly walking up to them , and i ask the good old opinion opener, '' look ladies i'm in a bit of a fix with my mates back there, and i can do with a female opinion .
basically the whole opener revolved around my hair which because i'm in the army is always quite short.
'' so my mates think that if you have short hair it just opens you up to be hit on by gay guys because no straight guy can actually keep themselves well groomed, apparently its un - natural, what do you think about guys with short hair ?''
Hb 1 (the 8): well i think that a guy with short hair is quite sexy, it shows they know how to look after themselves,
Hb2 (9) : what does it matter what length your'e hair is , people should like you for who you are not what you look like. it's like being against guys with goatee's
Me to Hb 9 : and it looks like you have a very nice one growing yourself hahaha
Hb 8 : (starts gigling)
HB9 : gently slaps my arm and smiles'' that was really mean''
me : i know but think of it this way, what do you do for a living ?
hb 9: i'm a receptionist at a beuty parlour.
me : well think of it this way if that ever falls through you could always join the circus as the bearded lady .lol
at this point we exchange names
so iv'e thrown in a few negs at this point, albeit at the top end of the scale bordering on abusive but suprisingly at this point the set opens up more, my mates come over to join us , and within a few minutes the 8 is distracted by my best mate danny which leaves the 9 all to me , we get to talking (for about 3 hours about shit in general, and the end of the night comes round when i say i'm going to catch a cab, she follows and says somthing to the effect of i'll catch it with you , you can drop me off at mine on your way home (she lives about 1/2 a mile away from me)
and thats it , we barely made it out of the fuckin bar before she was all over me, and this bitch was rough, scratching biting, nibling , we get to the taxi rank get into the taxi , and she gives her addy turns to me and whispers,
''you are coming back to my place so i can punish you for the bearded lady comment earlier,''
i barely get the chance to say ok before she has her tongue down my throat again.
right i'm not going to go any further in this story suffice it to say it was a great night and i'm still scratched to fuck.
but the point is that simple opinion oppeners like this can yield great results, don't over complicate your game it just fucks up your train of thought just make it natural and say what ever you think of staright away, regardless , i gaurentee it will be a lot funnier, and more spontaneous if you do
good luck guys