This happened very much by chance rather than actual intention but my god it was incredible... we'll get to that! (bear with the boring shit)
So it was a few months back and I was semi-seeing this boring HB7, things were a bit dull in the bedroom department, but I figured I'd give it a shot. So when I got a new bland and innocent message in my inbox from a pretty attractive HB9 on POF, I let it go and didn't think much of it. I was having sex regularly so I saw no need to reply.
2 months went past, I was soo bored of the HB7 that I eventually just ended it. On reflection we just definitely didn't match at all. After not having sex for a month, I was becoming restless so when I saw the HB9 come up on my matches I shot her a message and got her number on the Friday.
I sent her a few texts over the weekend but I was out with my mates and ended up sleeping with my ex. I didn't get home till the Sunday morning. I was bored and sent her this:
"hey spanky, I'm hanging a bit come make me a bacon sandwich, I can pay you... 74p"
From there it basically escalated into her saying that wasn't enough, me saying I could pay her in other ways then a number of innuendo's about me feeling stiff. It's important to note though none of this was overtly sexual, all flirting. I really wasn't aiming to actually get her to come over, I was just looking to flirt a bit to be honest I was struggling from a very active weekend.
To my surprise she suddenly asked for my address and told me she'd be over in an hour... queue the fastest shower off all time along with a rapid clean of the room. She turned up and I met her at the door, she took one step inside before I just thought screw it...
I pulled her in close and kissed her before throwing her up against the wall, we made out for a bit before I took her upstairs. She threw me down on the bed and started taking my clothes off. Every time I tried to get up she'd push me back down as she dry humped me for about 10 minutes.
After that she stripped slowly before slipping a condom on me with her mouth! after that she spent a good 5 minutes just teasing me and holding me right on the edge so I could only get the tip in before she fucked me cow-girl style. Occasionally she'd stop and demand that I beg her to fuck me before she carried on... I was stunned! At one point she even had her hands round my throat telling me to fuck her harder...
Afterwards we kept doing it and I had her face down in the pillow as I took her from behind until she finished... loudly!
We did this about 5-6 times. I swear to God I've never finished soo hard. I'm no slouch when it comes to sex (so I've been told) but she made me look distinctly vanilla.. I'm seeing her again tomorrow and I have no idea what she has planned so far I'm only aware that it involves a french maid costume!!
Just goes to show, you never can tell where a hungover bored text will end up leading