Recently I've gotten to a point in my game where I pull girls from clubs very frequently. And the stories are bordering on insanity. So I decided sh1ts gettin crazy, time to document this sh1t.
Rooster Gets His Red Wings
10 15pm: I arrive at the club looking extra fly in my red button up.
10 45pm: I enter elevator after standing in line with civilians. fark civilians.a lone bouncer stands alone with me. I promptly inform the bouncer that I am going to bring a girl into the elevator with me in the next 3 hours and ask him if he can put on the emergency stop on the elevator so I can fclose. Bouncer: I can't do that.....for more than 2 minutes. I high five him cuz he's awesome. Doors open enter club.
10 50 to 1am: this included spitting some verbal game. Dancing/air grinding girls (for clarification air grinding is the act of picking a girl up while dancing with her and grinding with her on your lap. Not for the faint of heart). And while I'm running game 5 guys step on my toe. Let me repeat 5 guys! Didn't realize this till later but this also resulted in them breaking my toe. End of night is coming. I have three solid hbs lined up. Need to pick between them. I choose the asian HB7.5 Becuz she was naivey horny and wouldn't stop giving me cimpliments that reinforced my inner narcasism.
1 15am Disarm asians friends take her into the elevator. I wink at the bouncer from before he grins and looks down at my prey. Just to show off I put my hand over her mouth and ask her if it smells like chlorophorm. She laughs and says no it smells like b.o. I ask her if smell of b.o. turns her on. She says no she works in a hospital she perfers the smell of anassthetics. I say so ud perfer the smell of chlorophorm. The bouncer bursts into laughter.
1 17am girls says she can't leave her friends. I tell her the club is only open for 13 more minutes its closing anyways. Bouncer tells me we can't stand there we re blocking the door even thoa we are the only ones there I give him the I will mess u up stare.
1 20am finally convince her to come outside. I say its too stuffy here's lets go stand over there she obliges. I tell her lets go to my car and listen to some music. She obliges. Start making I say I don't want my friends to see me while I make out with a random girl. Lets hop in the back seat. She obliges.
1 30 to 2 30am make out, fondling, etc, but she won't give it up. Confused when the usual LMR tactics dont work.
3 00am meet my friends at mels diner. My wing looks at my hand and asks wut the fark happened. I look down and see to my horror that she was having her period. I feel squeemish.. Lesson learned.