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Thread: Rooster's Sexploits .I

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    Default Rooster's Sexploits .I

    Recently I've gotten to a point in my game where I pull girls from clubs very frequently. And the stories are bordering on insanity. So I decided sh1ts gettin crazy, time to document this sh1t.

    Rooster Gets His Red Wings

    10 15pm: I arrive at the club looking extra fly in my red button up.

    10 45pm: I enter elevator after standing in line with civilians. fark civilians.a lone bouncer stands alone with me. I promptly inform the bouncer that I am going to bring a girl into the elevator with me in the next 3 hours and ask him if he can put on the emergency stop on the elevator so I can fclose. Bouncer: I can't do that.....for more than 2 minutes. I high five him cuz he's awesome. Doors open enter club.

    10 50 to 1am: this included spitting some verbal game. Dancing/air grinding girls (for clarification air grinding is the act of picking a girl up while dancing with her and grinding with her on your lap. Not for the faint of heart). And while I'm running game 5 guys step on my toe. Let me repeat 5 guys! Didn't realize this till later but this also resulted in them breaking my toe. End of night is coming. I have three solid hbs lined up. Need to pick between them. I choose the asian HB7.5 Becuz she was naivey horny and wouldn't stop giving me cimpliments that reinforced my inner narcasism.

    1 15am Disarm asians friends take her into the elevator. I wink at the bouncer from before he grins and looks down at my prey. Just to show off I put my hand over her mouth and ask her if it smells like chlorophorm. She laughs and says no it smells like b.o. I ask her if smell of b.o. turns her on. She says no she works in a hospital she perfers the smell of anassthetics. I say so ud perfer the smell of chlorophorm. The bouncer bursts into laughter.

    1 17am girls says she can't leave her friends. I tell her the club is only open for 13 more minutes its closing anyways. Bouncer tells me we can't stand there we re blocking the door even thoa we are the only ones there I give him the I will mess u up stare.

    1 20am finally convince her to come outside. I say its too stuffy here's lets go stand over there she obliges. I tell her lets go to my car and listen to some music. She obliges. Start making I say I don't want my friends to see me while I make out with a random girl. Lets hop in the back seat. She obliges.

    1 30 to 2 30am make out, fondling, etc, but she won't give it up. Confused when the usual LMR tactics dont work.

    3 00am meet my friends at mels diner. My wing looks at my hand and asks wut the fark happened. I look down and see to my horror that she was having her period. I feel squeemish.. Lesson learned.
    Last edited by KristiBell; 06-05-2013 at 04:43 PM.
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    LOL at the last bit, might want to check the car seat. Sounds like a pretty Alpha night, just with a bit of bad luck

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    lmao @3 am too. What a surprise...

    Da*** son! Getting that far was pretty impressive, especially her being w friends. PROPs

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    I'm surprised she didn't mention before hand that her Aunt Flow was coming to town.

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    Quote Originally Posted by Mystik View Post
    I'm surprised she didn't mention before hand that her Aunt Flow was coming to town.
    Lol she was a waste of time. Would have grabbed one of the other girls if I knew. Makes for a good story at least.
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    It sounds like she didn't even know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystik View Post
    It sounds like she didn't even know.
    She was having her period.. Lmao
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    So no happy ending? Oh well, maybe next time.

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits .I

    This pick up report is pathetic. The elevator? Come on man what is this a bad movie? Where the heck is the rapport building, comfort, and attraction in any of this?

    You are driving girls insane with sexual feelings and you may be hard to resist because you are smooth or charming or whatever but come on this is just sad. If you can't wait to get back to your place or her place and try to overcome the logistics and other challenges you shouldn't even consider yourself a PUA. Just a player. Do you even know what pick up is all about? It's not about getting laid all the time man it's about becoming a better person not some player who just sleeps with girls and thinks that makes him the Alpha Male. I mean what the heck do we talk about on here other than improving your social skills to better game women? We don't sit here all day about doing nothing other than focusing on having nothing else but sexually charged escapades. I mean this is just too dark. Red Wings because you were fingering some chick on the rag? Whoa dude you got to slow your roll a bit there. You sound like a sex freak and not in any way close to becoming a Master Pick Up Artist. It's called Pick Up because you learn to game women on mutually acceptable terms not manipulate them into sexual favors. The ultimate goal is to become a master of getting good at your game so you can pick up chicks for your own adventures in life. But your only adventure is sex and that is just plain boring. You know nothing about chemistry on here you are just stuck on getting freaky.


    If girls knew the real you they would be turned off no challenge and no mystery at all. Try to be more of a challenge and let things escalate without trying to just get laid. Getting laid is just a bonus because that is results driven. It is far more important to improve oneself and you man are going downhill start going back up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mackdaddyjon View Post
    This pick up report is pathetic. The elevator? Come on man what is this a bad movie? Where the heck is the rapport building, comfort, and attraction in any of this?

    You are driving girls insane with sexual feelings and you may be hard to resist because you are smooth or charming or whatever but come on this is just sad. If you can't wait to get back to your place or her place and try to overcome the logistics and other challenges you shouldn't even consider yourself a PUA. Just a player. Do you even know what pick up is all about? It's not about getting laid all the time man it's about becoming a better person not some player who just sleeps with girls and thinks that makes him the Alpha Male. I mean what the heck do we talk about on here other than improving your social skills to better game women? We don't sit here all day about doing nothing other than focusing on having nothing else but sexually charged escapades. I mean this is just too dark. Red Wings because you were fingering some chick on the rag? Whoa dude you got to slow your roll a bit there. You sound like a sex freak and not in any way close to becoming a Master Pick Up Artist. It's called Pick Up because you learn to game women on mutually acceptable terms not manipulate them into sexual favors. The ultimate goal is to become a master of getting good at your game so you can pick up chicks for your own adventures in life. But your only adventure is sex and that is just plain boring. You know nothing about chemistry on here you are just stuck on getting freaky.


    If girls knew the real you they would be turned off no challenge and no mystery at all. Try to be more of a challenge and let things escalate without trying to just get laid. Getting laid is just a bonus because that is results driven. It is far more important to improve oneself and you man are going downhill start going back up.
    Dude wuts up with this negative shit. I worked my ass off to get to this point. Take that shit some where else
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