AWWW YEAH Im back boys with some good news. Still going hard all the time I was at the mall the other day but just to eat and buy shorts.

I wanted to do an approahc but I didnt have alot of time. After finishing my pizza roll I hopped over to a girl I saw. As I got closer I saw she was a milf with dark brunette hair. Yellow and green eyes and a greta smile. Opener: Do you like subway? Yes. I farking hate it there.. (go on about how the workers there are depressing. Other random random shit and then switch direct. I actually came to sya Hi you're really cute. Talked about coffee next week and number closed.

Text conversation: Boring responses. Hard to work with but I maintained my fun frame. She was boring so I stopped replying. Next day she said Hey, did you still want to get coffee.

My logistics: SUCK I live at home and I have nowhere to go so what I did is found a place really really close to her house.

THE DATE: So I roll up and shes standing there wearing a see through patterned blue loose tank over a neon green regular tank. Short dark blue skirt... fark me guys...

Her: Its closed!
Me: Ohh damn, haha my bad well there's a starbucks nearby we'll hunt it out.

Move into the starbucks and order drinks.. attraction and ioi's are high and Im in state having sarged ALL DAY ALREADY. We sit down outside and talk for about 45 min.

Then I said that Guinness actually has less calories than skim milk or orange juice. She said no way haha what are you willing to bet?
We walk into the grocery store near by and actually look. Im so wrong haha and she says so what do I win? I said I know what you want. Pull her in K-CLOSE.

Walk out and then here's how I get to her house: I talked about how on a hike I fell down a mountain and I had my gopro filming it! I said I uploaded it to vimeo (Which I actually did, just remembered and worked like a charm!) I said you ahev internet right? I want to show you! She easily agreed and off we went.

Coming in the house she had this CRAZY DOG clammering for attention! Me, being unreactive as fark. Just laugh and play with it. I demonstrate how to control the dog with alpha tonality.

THE cockblock: The dog, cant be put outside as it barks to much for the apartment complex and It is always licking me while we're making out. BUT I HANDLED IT. Just playing with the dog laughing and then making out again. We get to her room and it gets hella hot but the dog is still there. So I suggest we walk it. We do and bam we get back and go at it again. This time the dog bothers us less. Escalating using two steps forward one step back I take my time moving up the Kino ladder. Everything works beautifully and then I say (Credit to James Marshall) Shall we use a condom? Boom baby farking pound town. Truly the sexiest woman I have ever been with. I love you guys!