Twist of an ending
Things didnt start as planned.. But then again if life went as you planned all the time it would be boring, i like to be kept on my toes.
There were 5 of us going out just for a fun lads night, none with immediate intentions to go on the hunt for women. Yet little did i know tonight was the night i pull off one of my finest games to this day.
We got into the club, and it was absolutely rammed, if we were sober we would have turned away and found somewhere else but im glad we didnt. We went to the bar straight away, had to wait around 15 minutes before we were served but used it to my advantage to scout the local talent. It only took me 5 minutes however.. to realise there was nothing. Busy as it may have been, there was nothing that caught my eye.
It wasnt long before my friends found some targets, none of which appealed to me, so being the nice guy i am, i played my part as each of their wingman and then left them, determined to out-do them all.
I soon found a HB7, nothing gobsmacking but i was in no position to complain, and she would prove as a good warm up. I dont know what went wrong, whether i was out of practise or just drunk, but i approached with 'i can see you eyeing me up from across the room, you should be more subtle next time', she responded well and asked my name also joking punching me in the arm - the perfect start i was thinking! After a few minutes i said id give her a chance to play a game and win a drink from me, and she quikcly dismissed me and said she 'had to go somewhere else'... WTF happened there? Literally blew me out the water.
I went to get another drink to settle my nerves, looking back now maybe that wasnt a good idea but it did the trick. I met some other friends so chilled with them for a bit, and the night was coming to an end so i was getting ready to head off home. I head to the front of the club and out the corner of my eye on the sofas is this HB9.5 (i never give HB10), blonde, perfectly white teeth, flattering dress with both tanned long legs and cleavage on show, sitting with 2 of her friends, HB8 and HB7.5. They are surrounded by a group of 4 guys, all of whom have their eyes on the HB9.5, my target.
This is what ive been waiting all night for, and why im in the game and probably why most of you guys are aswell, for this moment, to prove yourself against others and pick up girls you could only dream about. If i walked away now, that would be the easy route out, and i would regret it from that moment on. I approached the sofas, smirking at the lack of attention my target was giving all the guys trying to pull her. I approached her 2 friends, and quickly realised i needed a seat. The conversation went as followed:
Zeus: Do either of you girls want this 20 pound note?
HB8: (looking confused)yeah okay?
Zeus: Okay, then we will have to play a game, pass me your hands and stand up
HB8: err okay then (gives me her hands and stands)
Zeus: (As she stands i move her to where i was standing and steal her seat) Haha, thanks for the seat, unfortunately you cannot have this 20 pound, thats for my ride home.
Both the girls start laughing and the HB8 tells her friend to move round so she can get back on, and now im in the middle of them both. At this moment the HB9.5 looks over curiously, ignoring all other male attention.I dont make eye contact with her, dont even acknowledge she is there and then carry on the conversation
Zeus: So are you two just here by yourself?
HB7.5: No actually theres 3 of us
HB8: yeah she is with us aswell believe it or not (points to my target) her name is helen, im jade and this is emma
Helen then stands up and walks round to our side of the table..
Jade:hey look who it is, having fun with your lovers?
Helen: No thats why ive left, i want a drink
Zeus: Is she always this demanding? I can see why you guys didnt want to sit with her! (everyone laughs including helen) But in all seriousness ill help you get the drinks, jade and emma can take over your shift with these guys while you are gone for 5 minutes.
Helen: excellent, sounds good, lets go
Zeus: So you look like youre enjoying yourself
Helen: No, they are just like every other guy in this club, just after me for my tits
Zeus: make that every guy minus two, statistics prove that at least one guy in this club will be gay, and im not a boob guy personally
Helen: Haha maybe i should hang out with you and this gay guy then?
Zeus: Well lets try and find him for you! I however, cannot promise you anything, time with me is in high demand, and i have to return you to your friends
Helen: Oh is it really, ill have to earn it then! And theyll be fine, theyll love the male attention they are getting over there.
Zeus: Okay then, let our quest of the gay hunt begin!
I wont go into details, you guys have that pleasure to come when you master the game and pick up girls like this all the time, so ill leave it to your imagination! But after that we went to the dance floor, she grabbed my hands alot to dance and kept looking and smiling at me, and eventually i gave her what she wanted and kissed her, and said i was hungry and wanted to get food, she said she would come with me, we left the club, and ended up not going back!
Over and out
Wise men don't need advice, Fools wont take it - Benjamin Franklin
Stick a £50 note onto your forehead and talk to a stripper.. If you can get her to not think about the note, you are gold.