i was out with a couple of friends last night and the place we were at kinda sucked, so we decided to bounce. when we got to the new bar, there was a stunner dancing. the bar is quite narrow so as you enter it , a couple of steps would take me straight to her. 3 second rule i love ya. went up to the girl and took her hand and lifted it. she got the message and spun around for me and then I pulled her closer to me. no words spoken yet. she then drapes her arms around me and we just slowed danced together, her head nestling into me. so we got to talking and it turns out she's a foreigner, and a little on the tipsy side. talk a bit more and then i dip her suddenly and pull her up again. this seemed to really turn her on because she took my hand and put it in her pants - just like that - not farking with you guys. i didn't feel too comfortable and took my hand out.
i then see another stunner and point to her, saying to stunner no.1 "look how hot that girl is." stunner no 2 sees me pointing at her and she actually makes the approach to us. stunner no 1 says, "she's really good looking. i wanna kiss her." so i say to stunner no 2,"this girl wants to kiss you" and fark they started kissing. i thought what the fark and went in for a 3 way kiss and it was awesome.
stunner no 2 was the hotter of the 2 so i went back to the bar with her and she starts negging me saying that she's an investment banker yadda yadda. i just said "what do you do at the bank, rubber stamp for the real investment bankers." this gets her to laugh. my friends come up to me and wanna bounce again. took out my phone saying, "i got a lot of paperwork that needs stamping, give me your number i probably need your help." n-close
we go outside, stunner no 1 is now having a fight with some guys at the pizza place next door and the bouncers are starting to get involved.
good time to leave