I was shopping around for some new shoes, so I went to the local mall. I popped into a shoe store and behold theres a HB7.5 working, wearing this sexy slit dress showing off her entire leg. Game on.
When I walk in we make eye contact as I have a small smirk on my face, which turns into a smile. She smiles back. I break off eye contact start browsing the shoe section beside her, and after about 20 seconds I see this retarded looking shoe. To put a visual in your mind picture a grey short haired slipper with more bumps in the insole then the Himalaya's that was stitched together by a half blind gypsy woman with a hunch.
At this point my body is facing perpendicular to her, about 3 feet away. I turn my head towards her (not chest) and ask "Does anybody actually buy these?" We ended up joking about how only old Persian men do, and how they even come in leather for the rich old Persian men. While this happened I turned my chest towards her and touched her arm during the joke, and said "your fun to talk to, whats your name?" She answers.
Next I turned away and kept browsing, and she started talking to her co-worker. I gave her about a minute so it didn't seem like I was hitting on her, but then spotted another pair of the god forsaken things. Earlier she mentioned it was their last pair, so I turned towards her and called her a liar in a jokingly way. Throughout all this she was still grinning and laughing with me, but not in Hired Gun way (I think). There were a pair of red flannel northface slippers which I asked about after, and she said she actually owned a pair.
Instead of calling her dorky, I said you know we should dress up all fancy in nice clothing and go to a nice restaurant, except we gotta wear these slippers and see if they notice. She laughed and said how her's were grey so we wouldnt be those annoying completely matching couples. I played along and said well how much are they? The price tag says 22, marked off from 55.
She said that wasnt right, and doubled checked, turned out they were 15. I was fark why not, ring them up. HB: Ok you also get to choose a shoe care product from the rack. That rack had literally had everything, so I was said you know what, you choose one. While she was grabbing it for me, I took out my phone and put the blank contact thing on it. She came stood up with a shoe polish kit and went to hand it to me, during which I said "Here I'll trade ya"
She smiled brightly and said "Sorry I don't think my boyfriend would like that", to which I just laughed and said something about how he's probably right to keep tabs on her, she looks like the dangerous type. She said he likes to keep tabs on her. We went up to the cash register and when I went to pay, I pulled out my credit card. She grins at me and points to the "Credit machine broken", and asked if I had cash on me. I pulled out a 5 dollar bill and a toonie, looked at her, and she shrugged and said sure.
I payed farkin 7 dollars for a pair of brand new 55 buck slippers. Score. She bags them then instead of passing them across the table she came around in front of me and basically presented the bag to me with both hands while smiling. I decided to try atleast a FB close, and said "Your boyfriend wont mind me grabbing your facebook", and she literally went beside me and rubbed my back with her hand and said "He would, sorry". No reaction from me, I just said alright I'll see you later! And walked out, didnt look back, grin on my face.
Excuse the length but I believe details are hella important. Feel free to critique.