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Thread: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

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    Default Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Yeah, I moved. to austin.....No I don't think you understand. I MOVED TOOOOOOOOO AUUUUSTIN....Even thoa I've been slapped once, punched twice and had my life threatened multiple times. I. Love. It. Especially 6th street.

    sixth street/ SI-XTH STRE-ET, noun; 1) A place where heaven meets earth 2) A place where warm holes look to find there filling 3) A place where gamers can go to sharpen there craft(all while devastating the weak and ill minded)

    Austin farking Texas

    10 am: I walk onto 6th street for the first time. Its Saturday. The streets are blocked off from traffic so that all the mortals can mill about the streets. To either side of the street there are bars and clubs. The place is packed, shoulder to shoulder. Theres a topless women, a half naked man wearing an American flag as a cape and a cowboy hat and tons of college girls.

    I claw a 40 y.o., not ugly but def not hot. I pull her in so i'm behind her and I whisper in her ear I love you. She giggles. I look at her friend who is staring at me utterly stunned. Do you mind if I kidnap your friend...in a romantic way. Her: UUUUH sure. With that I put her arm in arm with me. I pull her into a club called nook. The music is damn near orgasmic. I dance all the way to the bar. I turn to the my captive and say buy me a drink. she asks isn't that what your supposed to do for me. I inform her that that is not how it works and re-assure her this is actually how the world works. She buys me a drink. She tells me she wants to fark me. I move in to kiss her. She follows suit. I turn my head at the last second. The 40 y.o. bellows in rage at my slant and attempts to kick me and missing hilariously. I escape into the crowd.

    11 am: I approach a set with an HB9 in front. Stop lead girl. She looks skeptically at me but i'm certain of myself. Talk talk talk. Fluff fluff fluff and tell her she must hang out with me. Where? Nook. She says k.

    We walk up to bouncer. He hollas and screams like he knows me. Niggah you don't know me like dat. Bring her into the club. The DJ is insanely good so me and my wing ditch the girls for a second to dance our asses off. We come back after a while and my girl says the classic you must do this to all the girls. I tell her its true and I look at her playfully. She melts into my arms. She also buys me a drink. I move in to make out with her and then hold it back the kisses, inches from her face to build Tension. I hold it to long and she gives me the your a d1ck look and pulls away. I grabbed her by the back of her head and make out. In the end my Hb9 has bad logistics so I opt for her number, seed the date and bounce.

    12pm: I ask one of my wings to look me in the eyes and I ask him if he feels it? Feel what? My godlike presence piercing your soul. He looks me up and down like I'm crazy....probs am.

    My wing approaches a 2 set. I run love game on mine. After a while she says that she feels this really weird connection with me and...don't hold it against me buuuuuut I want to have sex with you. Whaaaaaaaaa! I've done a lot of approaches. And rarely do I have such an easy layup bestowed upon me. I try to pull her through out the night a grand total of 2 times.

    1pm: Once when my wing harryrat tried to distract her and I tried to escape with her through a back alley. Bums scared her too much for her to go all the way through to the end. fail.

    1:30pm: I tried to escape with her into the crowd and ran into another of her friends. fail.

    2pm: We both agree that she would drop off her friend at her house and meet me over at my apt. I say cool, c u there.

    My amazingly game gifted friend at this point warns me of the anti-slut defence and urges me to text her that she couldn't stay long cuz I have work in the morning. I shrug this off and ignore him, out of a mixture of ignorance, provado and extreme laziness. Later she texts me up later telling me that she can't come over. that she has grown morals. FML

    Well lesson learned.

    Kids, don't do drugs, stay in school and when mutha farkin harryrat tells you to do something just farking do it.
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    BTDUBS I fucked up on the times. switch the AMs with PMs
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Not really a fan of the Rooster well that is till today. Man the alley? That's pathetic, I ain't taking no chick to no alley. What is this a back yard rodeo? And that will be my only grip.

    Your confidence is like iron steel man. I dub you a MPUA. With lightning quick reflexes these chicks are struck by thunder and awe and before you know they are being slam dunked on. Impressive. Can't believe how confident you are to open girls and just be so mmuah. Like stunning man. Not sure why you auto-rejected the 40 yr old but whatever suits you. I've told you before to be more romantic and this was definitely showing signs of improvement, very impressed mate you doing the apt thing.

    Can't believe how you ditched the girls (needless of outcome) and they were chasing you by sticking around. I COULD NEVER do that. I have to cling to them they never come back for me. But you got that aspect nailed down.

    The other thing is the drinking thing. Them buying you drinks? Classic! Your explanation even more legendary! All around you got game man good game, MPUA type game just need to be more down to earth with the whole cheap thrills like alleys. Even IF you pulled that off it would gross me out and impress me none. Apartments, her place, your place, swimming pools, camping, hotels, etc sound like better places to hookup. Just saying, I give you props man. I can't go out like that I get a little surges of confidence but far off from having the rock hard confidence you have mate. AND how you got all those bounces so effortlessly. AMAZING! I have to work so hard just to mini-bounce girls within the venue but it is like second nature to you bouncing those girls to Nook good job. Also not saying to completely change your game just tweak it a little to be more romantic and less thrill ride.

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Hey Rooster

    What was the "talk talk talk and Fluff fluff fluff" you said the HB9? Since its a set I assume you were with your wing.

    Also mackdaddy I think he said he was trying to escape through the alley not do it in the alley

    Cheers

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    I think she did you a favor. Gentleman, not every lay is a good lay.

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Quote Originally Posted by mackdaddyjacK View Post
    Not really a fan of the Rooster well that is till today. Man the alley? That's pathetic, I ain't taking no chick to no alley. What is this a back yard rodeo? And that will be my only grip.

    Your confidence is like iron steel man. I dub you a MPUA. With lightning quick reflexes these chicks are struck by thunder and awe and before you know they are being slam dunked on. Impressive. Can't believe how confident you are to open girls and just be so mmuah. Like stunning man. Not sure why you auto-rejected the 40 yr old but whatever suits you. I've told you before to be more romantic and this was definitely showing signs of improvement, very impressed mate you doing the apt thing.

    Can't believe how you ditched the girls (needless of outcome) and they were chasing you by sticking around. I COULD NEVER do that. I have to cling to them they never come back for me. But you got that aspect nailed down.

    The other thing is the drinking thing. Them buying you drinks? Classic! Your explanation even more legendary! All around you got game man good game, MPUA type game just need to be more down to earth with the whole cheap thrills like alleys. Even IF you pulled that off it would gross me out and impress me none. Apartments, her place, your place, swimming pools, camping, hotels, etc sound like better places to hookup. Just saying, I give you props man. I can't go out like that I get a little surges of confidence but far off from having the rock hard confidence you have mate. AND how you got all those bounces so effortlessly. AMAZING! I have to work so hard just to mini-bounce girls within the venue but it is like second nature to you bouncing those girls to Nook good job. Also not saying to completely change your game just tweak it a little to be more romantic and less thrill ride.
    Thanks man. Honestly warmed my heart to hear a compliment.

    And I actually did try to fuck her first in the alleyway. then it got to crowded so I tried to pull her out to the other end to escape her friend but she freaked the f out.
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sleath5 View Post
    Hey Rooster

    What was the "talk talk talk and Fluff fluff fluff" you said the HB9? Since its a set I assume you were with your wing.

    Also mackdaddy I think he said he was trying to escape through the alley not do it in the alley

    Cheers
    Honestly cuz I could barely remember the convo very well and I didn't want to botch. So I just went over the jist of wut happened.

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VII.

    Quote Originally Posted by 0Rooster0 View Post
    Thanks man. Honestly warmed my heart to hear a compliment.

    And I actually did try to fark her first in the alleyway. then it got to crowded so I tried to pull her out to the other end to escape her friend but she freaked the f out.

    Haha lol, glad to hear that. It's taking time but I am warming up to you. Your greatest strength is you are needless of outcome and thus causes you to create your own outcome. Your confidence is iron clad. You go in BAM completely unphased. Now that's quite an impact. Going to try that more often.
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