Yeah, I moved. to austin.....No I don't think you understand. I MOVED TOOOOOOOOO AUUUUSTIN....Even thoa I've been slapped once, punched twice and had my life threatened multiple times. I. Love. It. Especially 6th street.
sixth street/ SI-XTH STRE-ET, noun; 1) A place where heaven meets earth 2) A place where warm holes look to find there filling 3) A place where gamers can go to sharpen there craft(all while devastating the weak and ill minded)
Austin farking Texas
10 am: I walk onto 6th street for the first time. Its Saturday. The streets are blocked off from traffic so that all the mortals can mill about the streets. To either side of the street there are bars and clubs. The place is packed, shoulder to shoulder. Theres a topless women, a half naked man wearing an American flag as a cape and a cowboy hat and tons of college girls.
I claw a 40 y.o., not ugly but def not hot. I pull her in so i'm behind her and I whisper in her ear I love you. She giggles. I look at her friend who is staring at me utterly stunned. Do you mind if I kidnap your friend...in a romantic way. Her: UUUUH sure. With that I put her arm in arm with me. I pull her into a club called nook. The music is damn near orgasmic. I dance all the way to the bar. I turn to the my captive and say buy me a drink. she asks isn't that what your supposed to do for me. I inform her that that is not how it works and re-assure her this is actually how the world works. She buys me a drink. She tells me she wants to fark me. I move in to kiss her. She follows suit. I turn my head at the last second. The 40 y.o. bellows in rage at my slant and attempts to kick me and missing hilariously. I escape into the crowd.
11 am: I approach a set with an HB9 in front. Stop lead girl. She looks skeptically at me but i'm certain of myself. Talk talk talk. Fluff fluff fluff and tell her she must hang out with me. Where? Nook. She says k.
We walk up to bouncer. He hollas and screams like he knows me. Niggah you don't know me like dat. Bring her into the club. The DJ is insanely good so me and my wing ditch the girls for a second to dance our asses off. We come back after a while and my girl says the classic you must do this to all the girls. I tell her its true and I look at her playfully. She melts into my arms. She also buys me a drink. I move in to make out with her and then hold it back the kisses, inches from her face to build Tension. I hold it to long and she gives me the your a d1ck look and pulls away. I grabbed her by the back of her head and make out. In the end my Hb9 has bad logistics so I opt for her number, seed the date and bounce.
12pm: I ask one of my wings to look me in the eyes and I ask him if he feels it? Feel what? My godlike presence piercing your soul. He looks me up and down like I'm crazy....probs am.
My wing approaches a 2 set. I run love game on mine. After a while she says that she feels this really weird connection with me and...don't hold it against me buuuuuut I want to have sex with you. Whaaaaaaaaa! I've done a lot of approaches. And rarely do I have such an easy layup bestowed upon me. I try to pull her through out the night a grand total of 2 times.
1pm: Once when my wing harryrat tried to distract her and I tried to escape with her through a back alley. Bums scared her too much for her to go all the way through to the end. fail.
1:30pm: I tried to escape with her into the crowd and ran into another of her friends. fail.
2pm: We both agree that she would drop off her friend at her house and meet me over at my apt. I say cool, c u there.
My amazingly game gifted friend at this point warns me of the anti-slut defence and urges me to text her that she couldn't stay long cuz I have work in the morning. I shrug this off and ignore him, out of a mixture of ignorance, provado and extreme laziness. Later she texts me up later telling me that she can't come over. that she has grown morals. FML
Well lesson learned.
Kids, don't do drugs, stay in school and when mutha farkin harryrat tells you to do something just farking do it.