Evening all forum puas and trolls,
Had one of the best nights of surging which was completely spontaneous!! Me and a couple of buddy's, who I've mentioned previously, decided to head to doulins, an Irish pub on Granville street which a club underneath it called the cellar.
Most nights I'm very worried sarging with two of my guys that have zero game and rather bring with them constant DLVs with their negative approaches and poor attitudes.
Anyhow that night I made sure that I was ready, my energy was to be good and I felt in the zone.
Entering the club it was obvious I needed some warm up sets because the place was packed with women which was a pleasant suprise. We spend the first 20mins dancing and it was like watching three fucking white guys dancing with each other like sad idiots. I told my boy that we needed to social proof the room, which meant nothing to him!!! I took Tyler's (Owen from rsd) advice on opening on everything and meeting everyone. So I started saying hello to every set I could, introduce myself and move.
My first female set was a 4 set that became a 5 set, HB 6,7,7,4 (hippo) the fifth being an 8. I opened the set by saying Ello and pulling an opinion opener which was basically presenting a situation where a guy hit on me (showed ioi's) and I wasn't sure if he was gay or not an wanted their opinion. The story was made up on the spot and my delivery was pretty poor but the 7's gave interest asking q's etc. I then made small talk with all the group trying to hold at that point a 5 set which is fucking hard! I put a time gambit in and then went bad to my buddy's.
Got back on the dance floor and I was flowing - my buddies were standing near a two set - a black haired 7 and a 6 I think. The 7 was cute, zebra like dress, nice butt and very excitable. I played the dance off routine (introduce to the target, challenge them to a dance off) after doing some moves and she doing hers I did some basic kino doing a high five to hand hold talking close and then dancing 1to1. I knew that I needed to social proof the room and get the room seeing me. My boys being the dimwits they were didn't keep the other friend stimulated and she walked off - now the 7 didn't notice but after the spins and intimate dancing she said she had to find her friend. By this time I have made my way to the middle of the dance floor and used the 7 to open a large circle whereby I high fives and shook hands with everyone in the group (DHVing). The 7 was off, and the group of girls who I opinion opened were watching as the had sat down at the table near the dance floor. I suddenly saw a jealous bitch 7 (more on that later) IOIing from across the room and I pointed at her and gave her a little wink.
I then was completely surrounded by cuties, 2 girls to my left wearing Bc lions outfits one being a hot blond 8 with Marilyn Monroe lipstick kinky glasses and big jugs, with her 6 friend and to my write I noticed two brunettes - 8,7 with tight tops IOIing! I decided to pretend that they were not going to get me and instead danced with the hot blonde 8. I wanted to create more higher value so I danced scadilly with the 8 pulling her in by her pompom necktie thing. I was tempted to pull them but for a moment remembered that I wanted to dhv the room so I moved into a sandwich close dance with the 8 and her friend! This is a great way to get people looking at you! By this time the two brunettes who we will call the young ones had made their way right next to me and had tried to dance with my buddies. I saw the 7 young one tight top come and approach me - so I started dancing and she couldn't dance for shit!!! Lmao! It was terrible. I started small talk asked her her age and why have you and she tells me that her and her friend are 18!!!!!! I was like this is not so cool - even if they are the best lookers on the dance floor. She tries to kiss me and i back away thinking no way! Wanting to make her work for it and DHV because most guys would probs just make out. My boys go to get a drink and the 8 comes over, so we all start dancing. I introduce to the 8 and we all get into mad like 3 way griding dance on each other. I have both the girls on my arm - one on the left and right. I decided to lift them up in the middle of dance floor and have them laughing giving serious kino to me . So I decide to ask them if they have ever kissed each other, they complied they had and start making out!!! I'm like fuck yeah!!
I then remembered a infield video of rsdjulien were he makes out with two girls at once and I ask them if they ever have done it and I get them to do it! But it was shit like I don't know how to three way kiss!! PLEASE ADVICE ON 3 WAY KISS. So I laughed and made out with the 8 and then switched to the 7 going back and forth!!! Hahahaaha
I bounce telling them that I'd see them later and go for a smoke. I find my boys and start smoking - I see a 9 half cast skin with hot tinted blonde highlights and a great pair of em on her, seriously hot with a 6/7 it's hard to decide on that one, who had the most intriguing bluey green eyes and was ok for body but nothing special, walking past. I, high on confidence, try to stop them as a moving target and go 100% committed. I stop them and start opening by asking them who they are and where they are from? The 9 says omg I love your accent (I'm English) where are you from? So I say I'm from England blah blah blah. She responds omg that's so hot. I then draw them into my arms around both of them and she tells me she's from north van (the richer end of Vancouver) so I neg them by saying that we can't be friends and whilst laughing said they must have been spoilt which totally gets the best response from them both! They start IOIing like crazy the 6/7 now feeling me up as I tease them both - so I say you want to try something crazy, let's kiss three way. Again before this night, I had never done this before! Again it was kinda shit but still hot and I said to them that I'd be doing an after party at mine. They both ioied by asking if they could both sleep over at mine, which was like the fucking sound of music to me! The 9 then asked if I wanted to join them at another bar which I said I wouldn't because I had my boys with me! I said let's get your number the 9 puts it into my phone and asks me to text her whereby I said maybe at some point later. I then do some distinguished intros for my friends to the 9 and keep talking to the 6/7 just to not be an ass to my friends! The 6/7 is now just kinoing me badly grabbing me feeling my stomach and w.e which was cool but I'm a greedy mofo and wanted them both. I see my boys try to flirt with the 9 and I'm like oh w.e so I tell them both I have to leave and give them each three kisses on the cheek!
Back into the club now and I see jealous bitch 7 and she's IOIing like crazy her friends quickly drag her away as she staring right at me. Anyhow she now comes over to the bar next to me and the boys and we start chatting and flirting grabbing hands and teasing each other and I ask her to buy me a drink (way too cheeky) she iods me for that to which I say I don't drink alcohol (which i don't really) and she says she thinks that's a great thing and goes to get me some orange juice. We are still waiting to be served and it's slow as fuck, conversation suddenly becomes a right task and I quickly grab her hand so playing twirl games with her and then say I can read palms (NOTE: have canned material ready or you'll make this mistake!) I take her palm and say this line means your quite sassy! I go to say the other line and suddenly I blank out and freeze. She sees this and instantly I have shown a massive dlv, I try to recover the situation saying I can't palm read and it all goes to shit! I go back to my boys and we see two blonde chicks come in, probably both 6/7, one that looked like a hotter Miley Cyrus!!! So I just go up to miley girl and say I love your style, what's your name? I then after a little chit chat play with her and she asks to dance. We go to the dance floor and she starts twerking amazingly like I've never had a girl give me boner whilst twerking and she got it up real good hahaha. I lean against the stage and her big ass is killing me! We dance for a while and I wanted to practise mysterys method (attract,comfort,sed uce) so I have a cigarette with her and get talking a little more deeply about her ambitions etc. Suddenly jealous bitch ( this is how she gets her name) 7 comes out with three of her friends and is just glaring at me!!! She's comes up to me and Miley and is like I love your style it's so nice, you look like Miley Cyrus but hotter. Of course the Miley girl is like thinking its a legit compliment!!! I then whisper to her that I had been messing around with jealous girl 7. And they just start having a war of fake words, bitching each other and like arguing whilst i finish my toke! I then say we should get food to Miley and she's like I've already eaten - I then just act like rsdjulien and starting saying adventure!!! Come now!!! Adventure!!!
We sit down and I eat some pizza and get talking and be a bit vulnerable after some ioi's given to me! We build more repor and she drags me back into the club. We get on the dance floor and my boys call it a night! I then say to Miley that I had to make a call (another pua was trying to call) I go to the washroom and make the call but to no answer and can't find Miley. Anyhow I see the brunettes from earlier and some AFC chump isn't giving the 8's phone back and she asks me to help. I grab the bouncer and the AFC gets booted out. I then dance with the brunettes again and start making out with both of them (individually this time) I then say I gotta leave (wanted to get the 9 & 6/7 to the after party in my bed) I get the 7's number and I then try to get the 8's but a fight breaks out and they both get distracted by it. I quickly grab them both and make out with them and then leave.
I go to the store to get johnnies and try to call the 9, what do I get answer phone twice! I'm like fuck!!!! So I go back along Granville strip thinking well I can always try and find these chicks somewhere here, but with no success! Suddenly I see Miley smoking so i come up and say Ello and light one up. Miley is pissed off hahahaha she saw me making out with the two brunettes and I negged her for being jealous but she was having none of it!!!
Anyhow I start to return home and I quickfire text the 9 who responds and asks who I am. After a couple of texts and a picture of me send to her - she remembers me!! I was like wtf so I called her and she's fucking hammered, she's asking me what I'm doing and it's turns out that she couldn't remember me and she and her friend had gone home. I then trudged home happy, but slightly gutted I didn't bring someone back
The nine texted me the following night to see what I was doing that night, so I think she's still interested although the time frame is going to be small.
Tips and advice needed:
1) three way kisses wtf do I do?
2) jealous girls
3) moving from kino to getting her home
Epic night, best game I've had in forever!!!