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    Default Rooster's Sexploits VIII.

    I apologize if this is lengthy ahead of time. If TLNR occurs....its cool.

    Double Digit IQ

    10pm: enter club with my homie cybershot. i open every set singing at the top of my lungs CUZ GODDAMNIT I WANNA SING!

    "Soooooooy Una Pedador...I'm a loser baby. so why don't you kill meeeeeee."-if you know this song you are instantaneously 10 times cooler in my head.


    11:30pm: Making out with some 40 y.o. cuz my wing was macking on her young hot friend and cuz imma good friend I now must exchange
    saliva with the land whale so my friend can score a hottie. ultimately his set fails and i realized my wingmenship/sacrifice
    was for not. A part of me died in that set...


    11pm: I open some black chick. Try to go for makeout. The girl does one of those stupid hard to get games where she turns her head at the last second and grinds on me instead. After 15 minutes I say some mean sarcastic remarks. she makes a stupid remark I throw in a zinger. And the club erupts like the ending scene of 8 mile(lol I wish, that would be epic).

    see girl off to the side by the herself. I approach. "who the fark are you" Her: "well who are you." Me: I AM NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO-*she gives me the wtf look and walks away-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIBREEE!" ROFL!!!!!


    12pm: My wing sees a cute girl on the wall and instantly approaches. 10 seconds later he comes back utterly befuddled. "that girl told me she was going to call security on me if I didn't leave. he looks at me and says why don't you try. challenge accepted. I approach girl looks at me for a second. I give her a cocky, steady stare. She smiles slightly. "I'm rooster. who the fark are you." she giggles. As it turns out she's half Persian half French and has one of the most annoying accents I've ever heard. I instantly start to disdain her. We talk for a bit longer (cuz i'm a horny bastard and I don't nessacarily have to like the girl).

    There were a couple of things i realized super fast. She was super insecure, super annoying and really evil(the farked up kind of evil). How so you may ask. Let me take some exerpts from the convo that followed.

    EX. #1 She asks me if i'd buy her a drink. I ask her if she's broke. *she giggles* Do you find me SEXEEEEEE. Me: "sure" Her: "oooh, wut do you like about me." Me: "your vast vocabulary" Her: "wut do you meeean" *validation seeking is annoying as all hell."

    EX. #2 I only date the hottest guys....me:well wut if the guy was an average looking guy but he cured cancer. saving millions of lives possibly billions......her: no, cuz he's not hot....

    EX. #3 Oh no those girls over there are lookeeeng at me. me:no there not. her:there lookeeng at me like im a slut. me: no theyre not. there backs are turned.

    EX. #4 You know why I was going to call security on your friend. Cuz i thought it would be funny to seee heem afraid.

    EX. #5 I've only ever been with one guy
    5 min later
    Ok there was this one cute french guy but it doesnt count
    (wut?)
    5 min later
    Well there was this one time in persia where me and this guy had sex in an alleyway, and if we were caught
    they'd like force us to marry.
    5 min later
    Ok maybe i come here once a week and sometimes guys try to pull me to there house....WTF

    EX. #6 I'm a sexxxeee dancer. dancing with her was like holding a 100 pound marlin in my arms. but she was cute...fark it.
    she asked repeatedly am i a sexee dancer. am i a sexee dancer. *I pretended like i didn't here her*

    At this point I was considering throwing her to the side and sacrificing easy sex to escape her nasty ass vibe. But I continued anyway. Why. Cuz my d1ck made me. And I figured if my d1ck were in her mouth it might shut her up. jk Admin.


    1pm: The club closes after a while and I venue change to a pizza parlor where i had a run in with a mma fighter that had apparently bought the persion a drink. This is the convo that followed.

    -Mma fighter: Oh HEEEY, its nice seeing you again- oh look your here with another guy. wow thats so....wow. Hey wassup bro. wassup bro. did you know i'm a professional fighter.
    -me: how interesting bro.
    -mma fighter: ya ya, let me show my youtube videos.
    he pulls out his phone and then proceeds to show me one of his fights. I give eye contact with the persian and role my eyes. she reciprocates.
    -mma fighter: ya yeah, I could beat you up if i wanted to but-I wont cuz im a nice guy. but i could if i wanted to.
    -me: thats sooooooooooooo nice of you bro.
    WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS WANT farkING TO FIGHT ME!?!
    I have two ways I usually deal with a guy in my set.

    A)if he has good game. I usually tool him or pickup my girl and simply walk away with her romantically in my arms. pfffft

    B)if his game is bad. I.....do absolutely nothing and let him fizzle out as the social pressure starts building on him.

    I did B.


    1:30pm: He over qualified. My girl ended up hating his guts and I watched him walk away with his tail between his legs.



    2am: I pull her back to her car. Making out with her. Her throwing up a considerable ammount of resistence. I stay in realizing Time + Isolation = SexyTime. I think the einstein came up with the equation himself.
    Ultimately I couldn't stand her personality any longer not to mention i had work so I left the girl, promising her a date tomorrow.

    The Next Day


    5:55pm: I'm hanging out with one of my bff(harryrat), having fun and all. So i decide to cancel the date. Not wanting to waste valuable time on the persian.
    I text her that i'm not going to be able to make it 5 min before the date. She flips the fark out. obvi.


    6PM: I'm on the date with the persian. how'd she trick me to go out with her. IDK. All traces of the texting that went on between us has since been deleted, as such i'm still befuddled to this day.


    9pm: I'm at her house having sexy time with her and its like she's made of farking glass. I'm the bull. She's the china shop.

    I nibble on her neck.

    OUCH! she yells

    I grab her waste.

    OUCH!

    I kiss her.

    OUCH!

    I try to give her a massage

    OUCH OUCH OUCH!

    All and all the worst sex I've ever had.
    After we were done she looks into my eyes and says, no bullsh1t. I have aids.

    WHAT!!!

    hahahahahahahahaah. i'm just keeeding. you should have seeen your face.

    NO!!! THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU JOKE ABOUT!! YOUR A..... {CENSORED}

    don't wanna corrupt no one with the vial stuff i called her so i'll leave it at that.

    #gladidoublebagged #ihopeshesbarried6fe etundersomewhere
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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VIII.

    lol nice ur frs are the only good ones on here

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    Default Re: Rooster's Sexploits VIII.

    Quote Originally Posted by bendenherover View Post
    lol nice ur frs are the only good ones on here
    What I feel like is once people get good there isn't a lot of incentive for most puas to keep putting up field reports, leaving people without much experience in game wondering if game is real or what real good looks like. I want to inspire people with my own game to get good. That's why I'm going to continue to put out awesome field reports.
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    Dude that was quite enjoyable but painful. I would never have done it, she is evil. You should have known she was terrible in bed, allot of those girls are because they don't even like sex. They use it as a tool to get what they want.

    Your right about the field report thing. Game does work, but when you get really good and comfortable with yourself I wouldn't even call it "game". You just be you and the girls come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirectIsBest View Post
    Dude that was quite enjoyable but painful. I would never have done it, she is evil. You should have known she was terrible in bed, allot of those girls are because they don't even like sex. They use it as a tool to get what they want.

    Your right about the field report thing. Game does work, but when you get really good and comfortable with yourself I wouldn't even call it "game". You just be you and the girls come.
    All girls like sex bro. Prostitutes like sex, the most innocent looking girl likes sex, even your own mother likes sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0Rooster0 View Post
    All girls like sex bro. Prostitutes like sex, the most innocent looking girl likes sex, even your own mother likes sex.
    Yea I'm going to disagree on that. First of all don't call me bro. Second, there are girls out there that don't like sex. They use it as a tool to get what they want from men and that's it. This girl maybe wasn't one of them but they do exist. I've dated one and hooked up with a couple others. They all share a common theme. They were abused as a child and have mental disorders. It's actually quite sad but I can spot them from a mile away now that I have the experience with those kind of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirectIsBest View Post
    Yea I'm going to disagree on that. First of all don't call me bro. Second, there are girls out there that don't like sex. They use it as a tool to get what they want from men and that's it. This girl maybe wasn't one of them but they do exist. I've dated one and hooked up with a couple others. They all share a common theme. They were abused as a child and have mental disorders. It's actually quite sad but I can spot them from a mile away now that I have the experience with those kind of women.
    A little salty aren't we? + or - 30 characters

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilsting View Post
    A little salty aren't we? + or - 30 characters
    Haha a little. Where I come from being called bro is a major insult. To get back on topic however; the type of girl Rooster described is definitely not worth anybody's time no matter how hot she is. Hence the moral of this field report.

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    I agree, she wasn't. Sounds almost like the devil reincarnated lol. You must be from like North Korea or something since bro's an insult haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirectIsBest View Post
    Yea I'm going to disagree on that. First of all don't call me bro. Second, there are girls out there that don't like sex. They use it as a tool to get what they want from men and that's it. This girl maybe wasn't one of them but they do exist. I've dated one and hooked up with a couple others. They all share a common theme. They were abused as a child and have mental disorders. It's actually quite sad but I can spot them from a mile away now that I have the experience with those kind of women.
    Girls are your friend. Your going to suck at game if you go around hating them and bro isn't an insult, dipshit. I was trying to be friendly. Now quit cutting yourself and bring it in for a hug.
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