So near my college there is a Mcdonalds that me and some friends frequent when we are too lazy to make food and want something cheap. There is this really cute blonde girl who works there named Misty (yeah I know I asked if it was a reference to Pokemon) and I was tired of just ordering food and admiring her. So I came up with with a way to try and get her number which was successful and I think could easily be transferred to any fast food restaurant.
I walked in and decided that today was going to be the day that I go all in and try for the number. Since there was 2 other people working the cash I got my friends to order ahead of me so that I was guaranteed to be served by her. The following is the conversation that took place. I maintained eye contact the entire time and leaned in a little closer than I normally would with other employees.
Misty: Hi welcome to Mcdonalds how are you and what can I get for you today!
Me: Hello! I am great, and how are you today?
Misty: I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking.
Me: Great! Well today I would like a 2-6 of tequila and a couple limes.
This brings a big smile to her face and the convo continues
Misty: Oh I wish! That would make today so much more exciting!
Me: I hear ya on that! Seriously though I have no idea what I want to eat so you are going to help me out.
By now I can tell I have made her day because she had a big smile, a playful look on her face, and her eyes were just sparkling. I would have been satisfied with that even if I did not get a number out of it.
Misty: Oh really? How am I going to do that?
Me: It's simple! I want something to eat, a side, and a drink. But, I don't want to know what I am getting until you give me my food.
Misty: Ok I'm not to sure what I'm supposed to do if you don't tell me what it is that you want to eat.
At this point I found it very hard to maintain eye contact because she was also leaning in and I could feel the sexual Tension between us. I refused to break eye contact though.
Me: It's very simple actually! First off lets start with the main meal. Pick something, anything at all, that you want me to have as my meal but don't tell me what it is.
Misty: Ok done! Now what?
Me: Now for the side! Do the same thing and pick any side which I will have with my meal.
Misty: Oooo! This is fun! Hmmm, ok done and now for the drink right?
Me: Yes! Give me a large of something, except coffee I don't like coffee.
Misty: Awww, no fair that was what I was going to give you though! Ok then I guess I'll have to pick something else for you then. Ok all finished! Is that everything?
Me: Yes that is everything! I will be paying with debit.
Misty: Ok that will be $15
I don't remember the exact price but it was 15 something. I looked away so I could pull out my debit card and pay for my meal. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed she was biting her lower lip and had her head tilted to the side a little bit. The next little bit happened while I was paying for my meal and waiting for my purchase to be processed. I was gonna go for it!
Me: So your name is Misty?
Misty: Yes it is! But tell me, what is your name?
Me: I am (Eskimo). Where you named after Misty from Pokemon?
Misty: (lol) No! I was born before the show even aired.
Me: Ok then. You must be sick of people asking you that!
Misty: (Beaming) I don't mind it at all. Usually I have a hard time convincing people that it is my real name.
By this time my card had been accepted and the transaction was complete, and I knew I had to do it quick.
Me: Look Misty, I'm going to be very blunt here. I think you look really nice. I bet you look even better when you are not in a Mcdonalds uniform and I would love to see that.
She began to blush and looked away for a second
Misty: (Quietly) Thank you! I would like that as well.
Me: Could you toss me your number then?
Misty: Yeah of course! 613-***-****
I repeated the number to her wrong to sh!t test if she was giving me a fake number. She corrected me with the number she originally said.
Misty: My last name is ________.
Me: Ok cool! I'm putting your last name as Pokemon though. I like that better.
Misty: (lol) Ok then I'll let you know when your food is ready.
I then went off to the side to wait for my order. She was serving other people but kept looking at me. My friends noticed this and I must say I loved the looks on their faces that I pulled it off. Eventually an order of a double fish fillet, Caesar side salad, and strawberry milkshake was called out. Misty instantly stopped serving the current customer and said it was for (Eskimo). I grabbed my food tossed her one last smile then went to go enjoy my meal with my friends. I am currently texting her and we are going to a party this Friday.
Now by reading this you would think I am a seasoned PUA. In fact I am the exact opposite! I am actually still a virgin! I have just been training myself and learning as much as I can so that I can stop being an AFC. Hopefully I will lose my V-card this weekend and if so I don't plan to stop there.