A Night Well Salvaged
So last night I planned to meet up with EscaleraRoyal at Guildford Mall to do some sarging. Let me tell you, this guy has no fear at all. As we were walking over to the food court, he must have broken off at least 5 or 6 times to approach different women. This guy has no aa whatsoever. The night went really well with Escalera opening pretty much everyone he saw and ended up getting an HB7.5's number. The night went less well for me, what with being the picky bastard I am, I approached two women but to no avail. Nonetheless I had a great time and learned a lot. Around 9pm we parted ways as the mall was closing and I headed back to White Rock.
On the bus back home I started thinking about messaging some friends to go out but decided against it. As I got off to switch busses I heard my friend outside a bar across the street and ended up inside with him. We had a few pints and I immediately noticed the the HB8 sitting at the same table with us with her mom, as I was getting up to approach her I was beaten to her by some obnoxious guy. I sat down and waited my turn but as the night went on I kept on getting beaten to her by other guys.
It was really interesting to see what the other guys had in store for her (overly heavy kino, buying her excessive drinks, etc.). She was approached by 5 guys and not one of them got anything out of her. One guy even gave her his number haha. So I got my lucky break when she went outside for a smoke with the guy she just met. I grabbed a lighter and a dart from my friend and went outside to open her.
Right away I interrupted their conversation by saying that her and her mom's karaoke jam was the best I had heard all night, which she loved. Her group ended up moving away from us(including the guy she was with) which made my job a helluva lot easier. I negged her on being not as blonde and as tall as me which made her laugh. She ended up getting on my back for a piggy back ride and started slapping my butt like a horse! She was really getting into it!! So as I was about to get a ride home, I told her she was really cool and blah blah blah and she should give me her number so we could hang out. I gave her my phone and she threw in her phone and email address. She said she didn't have a phone right now because she just got back from Peru. I got back my phone and said goodbye to her and as I was about to give her a kiss on the cheek she grabbed my face and gave me nice big smooch on the lips! We continued making out for a bit until I had to go but wow talk about turning your night in the complete other direction!
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."