If any of you college guys have one of these semi-useless pieces of technology here is how you can take advantage of it in class.
I started using the iPad to take notes with this semester. I downloaded an app where I can upload the PDF files the teachers give out and write all over them with a stylus.
Anyway, I didnít discover itís real potential until today. There is a gorgeous brunette I started sitting next to last week (who also has an iPad, that was my opener). She is sexy. Not just her looks but her mannerisms, and she rocks one of the best disinterest faces that I have seen in a while. Even when the jokers in my class make stupid remarks and the whole class is laughing she just smirks if anything. I ran normal game on her to good effect last week but I killed it today with this iPad. Hereís how it went down:
In the middle of class she turns to me with her best pouty face and tells me that she is bored and wishes she could leave.
I pulled up a blank page and wrote a message to her on the screen that said, ďHereís the plan, you fake a seizure and I will rush you to the hospital.Ē She looks at me and laughs a little bit, trying to hold it back because the class we are in is pretty small.
Iím just warming up.
Next, I started drawing a comic strip with stick people, featuring yours truly donning a cape and saving the day. I had her going for a good 15 minutes. To cap it all off, I drew a picture of me in the cape flying her off into the sunset with a caption that said, ďAdam and Katie live happily ever after.Ē She looked at me while laughing, grabbed my leg and told me how cute it was, at this point the whole class notices that I am gaming the s*** out of this girl.
Needless to say, I will be seeing her tonight.
Like I tell all my friends, if you arenít gaming in class you are wasting time.
Don't Waste Time,