I just went from PUA to The Worst kind of AFC. haha
Get your coffee or tea before you read this, This is going to be LOOONG.
Fun fact: I'm 18 soooo I can't go to bars and stuff to game. So this is all day game. Just this day though.
WARNING: Some parts will demonstrate extreme aa that will make you cringe and feel the urge to reach through your computer and beat the shit out of me.
CHAPTER 1: THE STREETS
Made Eye contact with a hot girl while walking towards her, then she sneezed. My brain quickly registered that I should say "Bless you" but my mouth was too slow to react.
SECOND STOP: UNION SQUARE
A girl sitting alone eating a sandwhich.
Should've approached her but then again I let it pass.
Saw a hot girl runnning.
My brain wanted me to shout "Run FORREST! RUN!!!"
But then again I let it pass.
I sat on the bench
About 15 hot girls walked pass me and I didn't even say hi to anyone.
I just watched the old guy across me feeding birds.
I started walking around Union square like a stupid motherfarker. And i finally decided to leave. but I told myself I'm not leaving this farking place without talking to anyone.
Old lady with dogs
As I was on my way out I saw an old lady walking her dogs. I opened her. hahaha Don't worry guys, I didn't escalate..haha I had casual talk with the old lady talking about dogs. Then I left.
THIRD STOP: BACK TO THE STREETS.
I walked pass hundreds of beautiful girls (What? It's NYC) and never opened one of them.
The hot blue-eyed blonde
As I was crossing the street I made Eye contact with this girl for about 5 Seconds then she finally blinked. She looked at her friend then glanced at me again. So I had a big smile on my face.
She was walking towards me but she realized she was walking towards the wrong way so she turned her back and walk towards the same direction I'm going.
She was with her friend. She looked back at me we made eye contact again (IOI)
She started fixing her hair, using those glass doors that stores have as her mirror
She kept looking back at me for about three times, her friend looked back at me one time. (IOI)
But I farking let it pass. And continued being the biggest pussy in the pick-up community.
FOURTH STOP: THE BOOKSTORE.
There were about 5 girls that I could've opened with this simple farking line "Hey what's your favorite book?". But again I let it pass. I won't elaborate because it's just too much. It's rated X! though it has no sexual content. lol My wuss acts is gonna make you vomit so i just censored it for you. You're welcome
FIFTH STOP: BRYANT PARK
A really cute girl with her mom walks by
My brain told me to open with "Hey are you guys twins?"
But as usual I let it pass
The hot girl by the fountain
My brain told me to get a coin, go up to her and tell her "Close your eyes! Make A wish!" Then flip the coin to the fountain. But you know how this ends.. I let it pass.
The hot chick reading a book
My brain told me to open with "Sorry for making you wait so long, I got stuck at traffic" But I let it pass.
The last girl
So there was this stage play in bryant park and the girl was sitting and watching it from afar.
I started talking on the phone. It was a fake phone call just to have a little social proof and test something. (Don't worry I'm an actor so I'm really damn good at this. Seriously this is one thing I'm a master at)
I got carried away with the fake phone call I think it lasted for a good ten minutes. hahahah That was fun! And I finally said to myself "I'm gonna walk up to this girl and talk to her"
As I was walking towards her, I noticed the Iphone in the table and the earphones in her ear. Seriously I was like an inch away from her but i backed the fark out.
Seriously I don't know what's wrong. I know it's AA but...
I'm pretty good at comebacks so I'm not afraid to get Sh!t tested. I'm not worrying about the outcome because basically I just wanted to open someone today.
I have some pretty good openers too.
My very first open ever was 5 months ago. (Before I learned about the venusian arts) And I just opened the chick because I wanted to show off to my sister's bf. Although I crashed and burned I told him otherwise haha he was impressed. So I opened before, I don't know what's stopping me especially now with all the knowledge I have about PUA.
I think I really,really,really need a wingman to push me.
I'm one of the biggest trash talking son of a bitch when one of my friends gets afraid to approach a girl he likes. So I was talking trash to myself on my way home and laughing at the same time that I opened a farking old lady with dogs. hahahah
Any tips, suggestions, and critics are welcome. Don't worry guys, I don't get offended. So fire away!
Just kidding, I'm pretty vulnerable today so watch your words...haha but seriously, don't sugar-coat it. Give it to me! I need that.
THANKS GUYS! May the force be with your game.