So there was this girl from work. let's call her ASH
Here are the important parts of our convos:
Me: What happened to your hair?
ASH: I know right? It's messy.
Me: I think it's cute.
Ash: Thank you.
(After 15 minutes)
ash: (As she walks by) Hi!
Me: (We were working at the cash registers so I pulled out my scanner and pointed it at her) BAM!
Ash: (Surprised) Do I look like a...... to you? (laughs)
Ash: You're going on your break?
Me: Yeah. you?
Me: Come on Let's go.
Ash: I love your shirt
Me: Thanks! Me too.
Ash: hmmmm. I'm guessing that's why you bought it?
Me: Wow you're good.
Ash: Yeah I really am.
(At the break room)
There was this table full of her friends. When she arrive they went crazy("Heyyyy!! bla bla bla)
I was sitting alone browsing PUA Forums lol
She sat to the table next to me. All her friends was like "What you doing there? Come on over here!"
One of them said: "Oooooh is that him?! Is that him?"
She was like: "No No NO No it's not him"
She succumbed to peer pressure and sat with the group. lol
(Outside the break room)
I was walking back to work
Ash: Hey wait for me.
Me: Alright sure.
Ash: I'm just texting my mom.
(After a minute she starts walking)
Me: Hey wait for me.
(She comes back. I laughed)
Ash: ooohh (She laughs too)
Ash: So you like it so far here?
Me: Well yeah It's pretty good.
Ash: How long have you been here?
Me: I'm not sure. It's probably so long ago I can't remember.
Ash: Like 3 months?
Me: Nah I think. One month. How bout you? How long you've worked here?
Ash: 9 months
Me: What's your favorite duvet?
Me: (I laughed) I just wanted to see your reaction. haha
Ash: (laughs) What is that? duvet?
Ash: It sounds weird. What is that? I forgot what is that.
Me: Wow you've worked here for 9 months and you don't know what a duvet is?
Ash: I really don't know bla bla bla
Me: 9 months... wow I feel like an expert.
Ash: haha yeah you're the expert.
Ash: But what is it? any clues?
Me: Nah that's what you get.
We both laugh.
Some other girl at work: Howdy? did you just say howdy?
Me: Yeah nobody says that anymore right?
Her: That's because we're in the city.
Her: ooohh watch your back( Ash was standing behind me wanting to pass through)
Me: (I looked at my back) Yeah I'm watching it.
(Everybody goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH !!!!)
(Closing time we were fixing the place)
Me: (In a very soft soft sooft voice) Hey curly.
I thought to myself. ("Ha! We're left alone in here! Time to game her!!) But i just couldn't say a farking word. dammit. So I said fark this shit and talked to some other chick.
The chick I was talking to was really damn responsive everything i say she laughs.
Me: I hate bags.
some other chick: hahahahahahah bla bla
Me: These bags drained out my energy.
Some other chick: hahahahahahah bla bla bls
Me: I hate these boxes to
Some other chick: hahahahah bla bla bla bla
Every time I glance at Ash She was looking at us haha
Me and some other chick took some of the stuff at the back ash saw that too.
When we got back I wanted to say "Ha!You're still here?" But i didn't.
She clocked out and left. I wanted to follow her and go talk to her but I stopped myself. I don't want to chase after a girls so i just decided to just stay a bit for a while and continue my fun conversation with "Some other chick".
Oh btw. There was also this some other dude probably trying to game her so it triggered my competitive side and made me want her more.
Some of my actions and responses could've been better so i was kinda beating my self for it but then i realized 1-2 months ago I wouldn't even have the guts to talk to her so i choose to just look at the positive side that's how PUA helped me.
From work to the train to my house up to nowww I can't stop thinking about her and i farking hate it. I want her! I want her! I want her! but I hate hate hate that I want her! haha I'm thinking of just burning it to the ground next time. I want her I want her I want her but I hate hate hate that I want her! haha
I don't know what to do but i hate hate hate it. So next time I see her I'm thinking of saying some really stupid,weird awkard shit and tell her I'm serious.
Something like "I killed my dog yesterday" Just to burn the bridge and fark up every chance i have with her.
Any critic and violent reactions go ahead and shooot!!