Okay. Been awhile but sheet was so crazy I just had to share the story.
So my friend, wingman and ULTIMATE natural player calls me up and says him and his girl, who are a 2 man band together, were playing at this nice, upscale place and asks if I wanted to play some harmonica with them. Well sure, I'm down I say and meet them out at the venue. Nice, upscale joint. A few old people, no big deal.
Well I'm 2 beers in when in walks this cute african american woman. Curvy in all the right places. A solid 8. So I approach, say I'm the harmonica player in the band, that I was about to get on stage. I asked her if she was gonna be around for a while, I wanted to talk to her after my set. Shes like "yeah I wanna hear you play".
So I play and running my "stage game" on her. Well just as I get done this old white man is talking to her. I mean old like 75.
So I sit down and this old husk tries to AMOG me, bustin my chops and shit. So I return the favor times two. Laugh at his old ass, etc. He stalks off, goes outside and disappears, all butthurt that girl was into me. I'm thinking this guy is gone.
A little while later he comes back and starts to try and paw on my target. She's obviously offended so I stand up between him and girl and give guy my ultimate AMOG line. Something I reserve especially for moments like this.
"Hey man, you may not have noticed this, but there are one too many men in this conversation and I think you might be him." Girl busts out laughing at old guy.
Well old cat flips OUT. He says "You challenging me boy? You challenging me? I was in vietnam, you know how many men I've killed?"
"Look old man, I'm half your age. I don't want to fight you, it would be dishonorable for me."
Girl at this point is creaming her jeans. Old man or not I was laying down my claim and protecting her.
So old man talks a little more smack and stalks off outside. I think he's gone again.
So after awhile my friends take a break and we all go out for a smoke. Well as soon as I open the door I hear old dude talking smack about me. Turn the corner, he's talking to two cuties about how bad I humiliated him in "his bar".
So he sees me, stands up and points at me.
"THATS HIM! Thats the asshole who was talking sheet!"
He stands up and rushes at me. 3 guys intercept him, he's yelling the whole time about kicking my ass.
Well when dudes blocked him from getting to me, this crazy bastard lifts up his shirt and goes for a pistol!
Two of the three guys cowardly dive out of the way, leaving this guy a clear shot at me. I think "Holy sheet, this old man is gonna kill me over nothing!"
Suddenly, the one dude besides me who didn't duck, a HUGE black guy, 6'5 at least and big. Reaches out and snatches this old man by hisnthroat, lifts him off his feet and says "You ain't shootin' random people here tonight M'fer!" And literally tosses old man across.the sidewalk into the parking lot. I mean about 6 or 7 feet of airtime.
Old dude jumps in his truck and peels out.
So I'm like "damn brother you just saved my life! Let me buy you a drink!"
So I buy dude and his girl a drink and the whole bar is treating me and this guy as some kinda heroes. I didn't feel very heroic but WTH right?
So of course by this point girl is all over me.
End of show, I walk her to her car, then follow my 2 band friends to another bar. Well the story somehow preceded our arrival and was blown up into this big thing and suddenly I got balls the size of watermelons staring down a gun wielding maniac protecting a girl while unarmed.
Well, one hottie was there with her.boyfriend and right in front of him starts flirting with me. Well, dude wasn't paying attention so I made a sly compliment about her pretty eyes. She blushes and all that and is flat on my jock openly after this. Her man was too much a wuss to say anything and then I knew the sitrep. beta male boyfriend, unhappy woman.
Well having survived near death experience and all that, I was feeling cocky and gamey so I went along with cutie, flirting on the sly, etc.
So I got her number too!
Crazy night and only a Wednesday! Here's to the WEEKEND!