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Thread: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

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    Default I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Okay. Been awhile but sheet was so crazy I just had to share the story.

    So my friend, wingman and ULTIMATE natural player calls me up and says him and his girl, who are a 2 man band together, were playing at this nice, upscale place and asks if I wanted to play some harmonica with them. Well sure, I'm down I say and meet them out at the venue. Nice, upscale joint. A few old people, no big deal.

    Well I'm 2 beers in when in walks this cute african american woman. Curvy in all the right places. A solid 8. So I approach, say I'm the harmonica player in the band, that I was about to get on stage. I asked her if she was gonna be around for a while, I wanted to talk to her after my set. Shes like "yeah I wanna hear you play".

    So I play and running my "stage game" on her. Well just as I get done this old white man is talking to her. I mean old like 75.

    So I sit down and this old husk tries to AMOG me, bustin my chops and shit. So I return the favor times two. Laugh at his old ass, etc. He stalks off, goes outside and disappears, all butthurt that girl was into me. I'm thinking this guy is gone.

    A little while later he comes back and starts to try and paw on my target. She's obviously offended so I stand up between him and girl and give guy my ultimate AMOG line. Something I reserve especially for moments like this.

    "Hey man, you may not have noticed this, but there are one too many men in this conversation and I think you might be him." Girl busts out laughing at old guy.

    Well old cat flips OUT. He says "You challenging me boy? You challenging me? I was in vietnam, you know how many men I've killed?"

    "Look old man, I'm half your age. I don't want to fight you, it would be dishonorable for me."

    Girl at this point is creaming her jeans. Old man or not I was laying down my claim and protecting her.

    So old man talks a little more smack and stalks off outside. I think he's gone again.

    So after awhile my friends take a break and we all go out for a smoke. Well as soon as I open the door I hear old dude talking smack about me. Turn the corner, he's talking to two cuties about how bad I humiliated him in "his bar".

    So he sees me, stands up and points at me.

    "THATS HIM! Thats the asshole who was talking sheet!"

    He stands up and rushes at me. 3 guys intercept him, he's yelling the whole time about kicking my ass.

    Well when dudes blocked him from getting to me, this crazy bastard lifts up his shirt and goes for a pistol!

    Two of the three guys cowardly dive out of the way, leaving this guy a clear shot at me. I think "Holy sheet, this old man is gonna kill me over nothing!"

    Suddenly, the one dude besides me who didn't duck, a HUGE black guy, 6'5 at least and big. Reaches out and snatches this old man by hisnthroat, lifts him off his feet and says "You ain't shootin' random people here tonight M'fer!" And literally tosses old man across.the sidewalk into the parking lot. I mean about 6 or 7 feet of airtime.

    Old dude jumps in his truck and peels out.

    So I'm like "damn brother you just saved my life! Let me buy you a drink!"

    So I buy dude and his girl a drink and the whole bar is treating me and this guy as some kinda heroes. I didn't feel very heroic but WTH right?

    So of course by this point girl is all over me.

    End of show, I walk her to her car, then follow my 2 band friends to another bar. Well the story somehow preceded our arrival and was blown up into this big thing and suddenly I got balls the size of watermelons staring down a gun wielding maniac protecting a girl while unarmed.

    Well, one hottie was there with her.boyfriend and right in front of him starts flirting with me. Well, dude wasn't paying attention so I made a sly compliment about her pretty eyes. She blushes and all that and is flat on my jock openly after this. Her man was too much a wuss to say anything and then I knew the sitrep. beta male boyfriend, unhappy woman.

    Well having survived near death experience and all that, I was feeling cocky and gamey so I went along with cutie, flirting on the sly, etc.

    So I got her number too!

    Crazy night and only a Wednesday! Here's to the WEEKEND!

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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    This is what scares me about human beings. Unpredictale at best and when their ego is wounded they are dangerous at most. Awesome read and great that you kept your cool and soldiered on. This could have turned out badly if it wasn't for the heroic stranger.

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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Pretty funny! Goes to show how news travels fast. And you don't even need to have done anything half the time. People will put two and two together and a sign you qualities you didn't even have (I.e.they said you took the guy on when you just stood there).

    Good job all around. Who knew harmonica could be so dangerous!
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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Lol im more curious about the AMOG conversation exchange but my imagination will do. Great game and quick thinking on your feet.
    Every moment counts, get out of your head and enjoy it.

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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Quote Originally Posted by LockDown View Post
    Good job all around. Who knew harmonica could be so dangerous!
    Good lord man, the instrument's history is littered with bodies! It came up in the gutbucket saloons of the black south, some of it's greatest players in history were shot, stabbed, beaten to death.

    Little Walter, the greatest player in the history of blues harmonica, was beaten to death during a dice game.

    Sonny Boy Willimson was shot a block from his home in Chicago by a mugger on his birthday iirc.

    60's harmonica legend Paul Butterfield died of alcoholism in his late 30's.

    Southern black people believed it to be an instrument of the devil and men who played it kept it hidden in the bottom of the sock drawer like porn or weed. James Cotton was 6 years old and the only way he could play was in the early hours of the morning before dawn sneak into his parents room and steal the harp from the drawer and go out into the moonlit cotton fields to play until dawn when his father got up to go into those fields to work.

    In the hands of a good player it has unnatural power to draw women. My one friend says my harps are like indian snake charmer when it comes to girls.

    I wear a suit vest that I sewed the pockets to hold 6 harmonicas, because you need different ones for different keys of music. So I go out all around town and all the bands are my friends and I play a 3 or 4 song set and then get off and the women FLOCK to me.

    I have had hot women come up and pledge their love to me before after seeing me play harp. It took years of practice to get to this level but it was the greatest decision I ever made in my life.

    But though it's popular, in my part of the country it is rare. Only about a half dozen guys play and all of them are old guys. I'm by far one of the youngest. So basically I am totally unique in the local music scene. I do karaoke nights at college clubs and just clean house on poon. It is the devil's instrument! Men get jealous. Lead singers and guitarists get jealous. LOL

    Here man, here's my birthday party. Behold the power for yourself.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRJZgoOdYVA

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    Quote Originally Posted by artandale View Post
    Lol im more curious about the AMOG conversation exchange but my imagination will do. Great game and quick thinking on your feet.
    Oh man that was just your typical posturing fare. No big zingers or anything. The dude was just trying to make a fool out of me and I dismissed him like a fly. Called him out on shit to you know like

    "Damn man, if I didn't know better. I'd think you actually thought you had a chance with such a stunning woman"

    "Hey man, the clothes I'm wearing come from your generation, don't hate cause I can rock em better than you did in your younger years"

    Thats about what comes to mind.. just stuff like that. I mostly just ignored him and kept her engaged, he was like a fly that wouldn't go away. He didn't turn crazy though until I delivered the AMOG line about one to many men in the convo.. that is the nuclear option.

    I usually deliver it as a joke to take the sting out of it for lesser betas, but this guy was putting his grubby old hands on my target, that required me to add a little edge to my voice.

    He got the message and tripped out.

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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Im surprised the guy had so much stamina
    Every moment counts, get out of your head and enjoy it.

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    Default Re: I was almost shot and killed tonight. 2 woman PU

    Quote Originally Posted by artandale View Post
    Im surprised the guy had so much stamina
    I'm surprised he didn't break something after being thrown into the street by the neck!

    But, glad you didn't get shot and nice job with the Pick ups!


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