I have embarked on a very unique seduction. A Caveat before the chorus of screams about not gaming at work. I understand the concern, but I got Don Draper style appeal going for me and the women at work all love me to death, and I know how to cross lines in a legal and safe manner. Besides, that is part of this challenge.
So I took over as a mid level manager of this new hotel that was just built and part of my responsibility is to train the new people. Well one of the new girls is fresh out of college with a degree in Women's , Gender and Sexuality Studies paired with Psychology from Ohio State University. That's right.. a full blown feminist. A very cute, very petite, very red headed feminist. LOL One of my life goals is to yes.. seduce a feminist. It's up there next to "Seduce a committed Lesbian"
This is a challenge that I simply could not turn down, especially when she showed up and immediately from the beginning pinged me with ioi's. Our entire training shift together felt more like a date. We had so much fun I even walked her to her car after the shift ended and were it not for the professional environment I could have kissed her.
Now this girl is 23.. I'm 38! I look 30 though and am in fantastic shape and getting better. I was never a heavy guy, so I started a bulking diet, military style PT, resistance and body weight training. I also quit smoking recently.
I look better than I ever have in my life and paired with my harmonica talents and my natural game.. life is turning hot again after a long cold streak when I was between jobs and broke.
Always mindful of Mystery's 12 hour rule(that most women need to spend at least 12 hours with you to feel comfortable sleeping with you) I have already logged 8 hours with her and carefully rationing the time.
So anyway. I rib her about her feminist studies all the time. Today when she came in the conversation went like this.
Me:"The next shift we work together, we are going to have so much fun."
Girl:"Oh? How's that?"
Me:"Well me and the other managers were talking and we all agreed that I need gender sensitivity training."
Girllaughing): "You probably do!"
Me:"Well, sure. How else can a patriarchal misogynist check his white male privilege?"
I then made quotation marks with my fingers and sorta shouted "TRIGGER WARNING!"
She busted out laughing at me and said "NICE!"
So after that I skirted out, leaving on a high note, her shaking her head and smiling at me. The girl is just eating it up. I mean I'm gaming a feminist using her own ideology as the weapon. I love it!
So, the next time I see her will be the third time and that's when I plan to strike.
Just to ensure that I'm not legally liable for any harassment suits I have carefully planned my delivery of the invitation out.
Me:"I've come to a decision."
Girl:"Oh yeah what's that?"
Me:"Once.. just this once I'm going to break professional courtesy and speak freely, then the subject will never come up again. I find you to be a highly attractive woman, and I want to invite you out to one of my shows so I can play harp for you. And I promise, that as long as you are in my presence, you will be treated with all the respect due your gender not only by myself, but by any man within earshot as far as I'm concerned."
Straight forward and direct, maybe a bit white knightish but coming from an alpha male of confidence and obvious social value, such tactics work for me. Either she agrees and meets me at a show which tells me all I need to know (DTF) or she politely refuses and I dial back into professional mode and drop into the Colleague Zone and never bring up the attraction again(at least not openly).
It's not real gamey.. but my delivery will be so overwhelmingly confident, because I'm already positive she'll say yes, that she pretty much will say yes. I'm genuinely interested in her. She's upwardly mobile, smart, attractive and more than a decade my junior. If it works out good I'll even keep her. I just hope that in some alternate future, we have all boys. LOL