Boys boys boys. I am not the happiest person right now. I had a threesome lined up for the taking and I was....cockblocked. The details are below.

I'm a grad student but I live with some undergrads and one of them was throwing a party at our house. I wasn't the happiest person because I'm old enough to know that parties at your own house sucks. Anyways it was happening so I showered and started getting drunk.

A bunch of people came over, mostly 19 to 21 year olds. I had a good time and my social proof was through the roof. I lightly flirted with all the girls and made the rounds making sure no one was doing anything too stupid. Then it started getting interesting...

I had this 19 year old girl come up to me and she started commenting how much she liked my beard. She then started touching it and I knew it was on. I Kino'd the shit out of her while she was caressing my beard and I went in for the kiss. I made out with her a bit then told her to put her number in my phone. I have a flip phone that she didn't know how to use so she struggled with it. All the sudden her friend came out of nowhere and said "give me that phone, I'll put my number in it and you can just call me and I'll tell her". I was like whoa! I forgot how well the jealousy card works with 19 year olds. Her friend (who was even cuter) put her number in my phone.

The rest of the night I'm flirting with both of them at the same time. I have two cute chicks on my arm both fighting for my attention. I would make out with the less attractive one while I was grabbing the ass of the other. They were both loving it! I played both of them against each other, I had both of them hanging on me, and I kino'd the crap out of them simultaneously.

The night came to an end quickly and I told them they should stay. Of course they came with some AFC's and I knew they wouldn't let their friends stay. The two girls begged me to come back to their dorm with them and I learned they were roommates! Knowing the AFC's wouldn't allow the girls to stay I agreed and went back to their dorm.

At this point I knew what was going down. We were going to have a threesome, no doubt about it. We got to their dorm and...neither one had their keys! They started freaking out and knocking on some of their friends doors. This fat friend of theirs came out and immediately, in a bitchy tone said "who are you"! I told her I was invited back here by both of these girls. She immediately got the "You're a creeper and you're trying to rape these girls" tone. I helped the girls get ahold of the guy who's keys they left in his car. I consoled one of them because she was crying, and told them that I was going to leave. I went downstairs and hung out with another guy I know until the girls got their keys then I got a ride home. Of course the fat friend "savior" made a point to come find me downstairs and reiterate that I wasn't welcome and I had to leave.


In the meantime I got a lecture from the AFC I hung out with while I waited, and the AFC who gave me a ride home. They were both at the party and saw me making out with the girls and saw both of them all over me. They told me "you shouldn't be messing around with those girls, they're drunk" and "the one girl you messed around with has a boyfriend". I was so pissed! I told them "It's obvious we are all drunk, I was invited back here by both girls, and the one girl isn't owned by her boyfriend, she can make her own decisions". It didn't matter. I was labeled the bad guy.

I've seen it all before. The fat friend was the classic "I don't get any attention from guys so I'm going to label them as bad and stop my friends from getting laid". The AFC's were the classic "I don't get laid because I'm a nice guy and never take chances. Girls don't like sex and can't make decisions when they have been drinking, so I'm going to protect them and hopefully they will appreciate it and fuck me later".

So boys morel of the story: I would have had my second threesome if the girls would have had their keys. The real morel of the story: be careful! I did nothing wrong. We had all been drinking but both girls were perfectly coherent. The way our society views it women need to be protected from "aggressive, predatory men". "Women don't like sex, and can't make decisions if they've been drinking" and "It's rape if a guy has sex with a girl if she's been drinking".

It doesn't matter that these women were all over me. They were willingly hitting on me, and people saw it. I was still labeled the bad guy and I'm really pissed about that. It doesn't matter though. You can get into a situation where you have consensual sex with a girl, and if she had been drinking, she will have jealous girlfriends and all her AFC friends telling her she did something she didn't want to do because she was drunk. If she regrets it she can cry rape later and she will have all the support in the world while you get railroaded for doing nothing wrong.

Anyways that's my story. I have both of their numbers and when I'm done writing this post I'm going to send them a group message! Cheers!