3 new lays from online, all of whom approached me!
1 existing one from a party last year.
HB Cougar 8.5
I rejoined some online dating sites just to dip my toes back in before hitting the clubs hard. I didn't send any messages, just wrote up a half assed profile before getting distracted by something shiny and forgetting about it. The next day I got a message. That was fast.
An older lady, but toned as hell and one of the hottest MILFs I've seen. Kind of a Gwyneth Paltrow look. She's in a non-sexual unhappy marriage that only exists for the sake of their kids.
Yes, I know I'm a scumbag. No, I don't care.
We talked online and over text for a bit and actually connected on an intellectual level. I usually have this arrogant feeling of superiority around most people but I see her as an equal which is a refreshing change.
So I asked her to meet for coffee. Coffee turned into making out in her husband's truck (lol) and fingering both holes. I was a bad boyscout though and didn't come prepared. Left the condoms at home, so I wouldn't have sex with her. We make plans to finish the deed this weekend.
HB Amazon 9
So I get home all fired up and ready to go, check my email and BAM! Another girl has approached. A 19 year old black girl, tall and skinny with petite features despite towering over me. 19 is a bit young for my taste, but she presents herself as quite mature so I gave her a shot. She's the wholesome type of girl who does tons of volunteer work, helps the elderly... and is just dying for someone like myself to release the sex crazed vixen within. Who am I to decline?
We met at Ikea of all places and chatted over $1 ice cream (because I'm classy). We seem to have compatible humour because we were both laughing pretty hard the whole time. Ended up wandering around the show room like some weirdly seductive retail adventure. Reached the end and it was obvious this was where the date was supposed to end. At least an hour in and I haven't even thought about Kino... it was just cool befriending her. But I wasn't about to leave with nothing. So I sat on a bench, invited her beside me and escalated fast. Cuddling, hand holding, kissing.
We decided to extend the date and go for a walk in the rain. Another hour of heavy kino later and we parted ways after making plans for this weekend.
HB Little 8
A few days later and the weekend is coming up. I have a date planned with HB Cougar on Thursday at my house and a date with HB Amazon on Sunday, also at my house. An old FWB is coming over on Saturday. Woo hoo, 3 girls coming over this weekend. Until this one hit me up online.
We had been talking for a couple days and I honestly didn't feel much of a connection. Especially compared to the others. Still she's kinda cute in a weird way. She's so tiny it's comical.
Anyway, I had sex with HB Cougar on Thursday, sent her home and checked my phone.
HB Little: Do you have work tomorrow?
HB Little: So... you wouldn't be up for a sleepover then.
HB Little: If you want.
Wait wait wait...
I've never met her, never had kino... barely even flirting. And she's asking to have a sleepover. Ugh fine, whatever, let's do it. I agree and she backs up, asking if we can meet somewhere public first. I would actually like that too in case I'm about to get mugged. So we meet outside a Wendy's down the road without even going in and just walk to my house. The conversation was mostly platonic, no real flirting or anything but I figure that she apparently gets turned on by boring conversation so I don't sweat it. We get home, start kissing, head to the bedroom and have wild sex several times. I kick her out in the morning so I can go to work.
The weekend beckons
Alright so that's 2 down, 2 to go.
My FWB isn't much of an accomplishment, we're kinda like an old married couple and just haven't been able to see each other in a while.
HB Amazon I'll be having sex with on Sunday. I don't say that because she promised it or even mentioned it. I say that because this game has become so routine... so predictable, that there is no game anymore. I can't remember the last time I had a girl come over without penetrating her. I no longer feel the ego boost I once got, nor the novelty.
I don't have any canned lines I use, I simply listen. I listen hard and come to understand these girls on a level their best friends would envy. I search for what they really want, deep down, that which most of them keep secret out of fear of a judgemental world. I don't judge, I just listen and understand without condemning or condoning. I know exactly how each girl likes to be touched, how they like to be spoken to, and what conditions are necessary for them to sleep with someone. Do I give them what they need? Why yes, yes I do.
Both Amazon and Little commented that I look nice with their lipstick on me. I responded both times with "I'm pretty!!". Cougar and FWB don't wear lipstick
They also both mentioned that they messaged me because I was the only guy in the area who wasn't creepy. HB Cougar can't remember why she messaged me.
My online profiles are short - only about a paragraph long. I simply can't fathom why anyone would like them, but maybe the lack of effort was the key? I'm going to just call it a lucky week though, there is no way I can reproduce being approached online.