Guys, I'm not proud of what I did tonight. It may haunt me for life, and if you're expecting good pickup advice, I suggest you stop reading now. If you have a morbid sense of humour and want a good laugh, here goes.
Today was my day off so I started the morning banging HB cougar a few times. Amazing sex, amazing body, life is good. We chatted a bit about the other girls I'm seeing and other guys she's seeing... and both just basked in how cool it feels to be open and non-jealous.
A few hours later and I'm finally going to meet HB wtf for the first time. We met on craigslist after I experimentally posted an ad that was basically a penis pic with "too busy for relationship, just want sex, blah blah blah". My usual style of writeup except I've never just posted my junk online and I wanted to see what would happen. She happened and nobody else (well aside from some nigerian prince who is going to make us both filthy rich or some such nonsense).
Anyway we keep making plans to meet and for one reason or another they kept falling apart at the last second. Finally last night she fessed up that the idea of sex on the first meetup is freaking her out so I do the usual LMR stuff - we don't have to do anything, just come over and chat and cuddle.
So she gets here, I'm stoked to see my sexy lil 9 but what came through my door was a 4 at most. Yikes, lady... I mean... are you a lady?
So we chatted and I just continued gaming as if nothing was wrong. It's like I was in shock and just let myself run on autopilot because I literally do not remember how to just... not have sex. Autopilot for me is "Get inside her". So it was a pretty typical pickup, just very slow escalation and letting her lead as much as possible. I already knew everything about her and what turns her on just from our text convos so it wasn't long before we were having sex. Then we did it again in the butt, which was mentally better for me.
Turns out she's an RMT and ended up giving one epic massage so that's one good thing that came out of this.
She just left, I'm still in shock. Did I seriously just bang a 4? I can't remember the last time I went lower than 8.5.
Damn you, Craigslist. *shakes fist* now I have to watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIcnBccjgMw) on repeat for a few hours.