I went to a bar with a friend. Applebee's. I spent most of our night just catching up. But I did manage to try a line on some random waitress. There was a specific hot one I had my eye on, but then I figured, "they're all the same".

So I tried, "I don't usually do this, but I thought you were cute and I wanted to say hi." Turns out she was married. Splat. After that initial embarrassment I found the strength to open another girl with "Hey, Waitress, can I ask you something?"

Her: I'm not a waitress.

Me: What's the difference?

Blah blah blah blah.

Me: Well lemme ask you my question, Who's your favorite philosopher?

And then we talked about school and shit, and few minutes later she said she had to get back to work so I tried to Number Close her.

I literally said "number close" lol.

I said "Number close!",

Her: Huh?

Me: I lost my number, can I get yours?

Her: Ha ha.

But no, no phone number. But at least I hit on girl at the Applebee's instead of feeling anxious the entire night.

That plus these girls with skateboards I tried to talk to at my grocery store, I think I did three approaches.


I know, I need to do more, but I just WORK all the time at my shitty job, and I can't seem to find the time to put in work into game, and I can't find my mojo. My plan is to force myself to get number phone numbers every day that I have off. Let's see.