Re: The Classic Test - "I have a boyfriend"
yeah the way to run thru this test without problems is to not let it affect you. there are lines that make it funny and call her out for trying to test you like...
Her:i have a boyfriend
Me: i have a goldfish
Me: i thought we were just saying things that didnt matter.
or you can always say it like your just having fun and she is looking too much into it.
Her: i cant my boyfriend would kill me?
Me: oh hey you can bring him along too, i heard boyfriends are great for holding open doors and stuff.
each of these examples are ways to either call her out on it showing your very alpha and confident and in a way makes it funny that she tried testing you and also in a way that shows your nonneediness and that she might be reading into too much. both are used to lighten the mood and pass this shit test with flying colors. but the biggest thing is the type of vibe you have while saying it. if you keep it playful with a grin/smile on your face she will take it wholeheartedly and maybe even laugh
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