So I went out last night with one of my best friends that I haven't seen in 9 months. He just got out a relationship and was a little shy so I took him out to get wasted. He told me he wasn't comfortable going up to random girls in bar and try to start a conversation but wanted to go out anyways. We end up at Longhorn (Local bar here in Whis) and once we get there we see that the bar is empty, max. 15 people. There was a 4 set of HB8's (Redhead, Black Hair, Blondie, and Tits we'll call them) that looked bored and a little annoyed cause a bunch of tourists were trying to hit on them. Biggest thing i noticed with them is they came from behind and there opener was handing the girls beer's (which ironically me and my friend slammed right in front of the tourists. I noticed Redhead staring at me several times but I remained at the bar with my friend cause I wasn't quite sure. When I finally saw her look my way and smile I immediately walked over and bent down to talk to her. No lie my opener was "You girls look very bored and seem like you want a party" After that me and the Redhead started talking, building rapport when Black Hair began to butt into the conversation. Then I waved my friend over and introduced him to everyone. As that was happening I grabbed a chair and put it around the other side of Redhead between her and Tits. My friend started off shy but used it to his advantage when Blondie and Black Hair called him out on it and he ran with it. I started with Redhead, playing the cocky-funny game and using my career(professional skier) to build social value. We started at that bar for about half-an-hour, switching my attention between Redhead, Blondie, and Tits; trying to pit them agaisnt each other for my attention(You have no idea how amazing it works to pit friends agaisnt each other). So I announce we should relocate to Buffalo Bill's, which my friend and I went and scouted before hand to get stamps and see how busy it was.
Big hitch came has we were walking to Bill's. The tourists that were working on the girls before followed us and tried to join our party. *Note, this is why if you're going to relocate it's important you scout beforehand, if you can get to know the bouncer's that's even better cause they will help you out major in this situation. I used to be the Head Bouncer at this bar as well so I knew all the boys very well(I got one of my good buddies to replace me when I left). But anyways, back to the story. When we got to the door I went to the bouncer at the Exit and told him my friend and I had 4 girls from Longhorn(*Note, Longhorn and Bill's are owned by the same company so they take care of customers from both bars very well) but these guys that were hitting on them earlier followed us and wanted in with us. He let us and the girls in free cover and made the tourists go around to the entrance and pay full cover(which was $20 by this point in the night, hehe suckers). Once we lost the tourists I grabbed Redhead and took her straight to the back bar which a good friend of mine was tending in order to Isolate her. Now, when we were at Longhorn she keep saying I should buy her a drink, but I stated I don't buy random girls drinks, but once I got to the back bar at Bill's I immediately order 2 shots of Patron. As soon as this happened she pulled herself towards me and started reaching her hand in my shirt. Also, by this time Black Hair had fucked off with someone else and my buddy was keeping Blondie and Tits busy. I just keep going with the cocky-funny approach and then she brought up the topic of sex. As soon as this happened I just went for the kiss and continued to make-out with her agaisnt the bar and eventually we moved to the dance floor and kept going. Redhead then runs to the bathroom and I peace to the bar for another drink. I cruise back towards the front of the bar looking for my buddy and Redhead when I run into Tits and Blondie, who are also looking for Redhead. Tits reaches for my drink and I play keep away with it and she kept pulling herself closer and closer trying to grab it. Eventually I say if you want a sip you're gonna have to earn it. She then grabs me and starts making out with me, with Blondie standing 3 feet away watching us.
Eventually we find out Redhead is outside with my buddy, very drunk and puking so he walks her to his car to get out of the rain. I stay with Tits for awhile but eventually we go outside to see how Redheads doing. My buddy and Tits climb into his car to she how Redhead is, by this time shes passed out in the front seat. I am standing outside the car under a umbrella with Blondie cause its pissing rain out. I just start working cocky-funny her and stealing her umbrella. Within 5 minutes we are making out and after 10 minutes of waiting for the people in the car I suggest we get out of there and grab a cab. You can figure out the rest from there(*Tip, having a dog works wonders and the right music, I choose Natural Mystic by Bob Marley)
Best part was after we were done Black Hair calls me looking for Blondie and drives to my house to pick her up.
I saw Blondie, Tits, and Black Hair this morning in the Village and start chatting to them. They all felt comfortable with what happened last night and wanted to party with us again. I got hugs from all of them when I had to leave and Black Hair grabbed my ass when I got one from her.
So that's my field report. Props to my buddy for taking down Tits in the back seat of his car