I want to start this post off by apologizing for not making it out on friday. My father and brother took me out to paces steak house and I wound up getting blasted off of 18 year old Glenlivet. Great stuff! But that night wasn't just about eating a 12 oz porterhouse and spending time with family. I actually got my own father to wing me.
For everyone out there who lives at home and constantly says, "my parents cockblock me" or use their parents as an excuse not to bring girls home you should definitely read this.
We sit down at our table and we have the cutest little waitress. My dad catches me staring at her ass as she walks away and makes a joke. I look and my brother(somewhat of a natural, but recognizes pick up and my passion for getting women) and tell him, "I have to". We all laugh but I'm serious. So for the next 3 hours every time she came back to our table all I did was 3 things, Your hot/sexy/adorable/great body or some permutation of that, Tell her I was going to take her out to watch a movie/go bowling...again just making a date and finally trying to get her phone number. Which I got rejected twice. My own father built me up by telling her I was taking the whole family out to dinner, and what a great job I'm doing with all my work and projects. Even my brother built me up by using his own kid, my nephew, and telling her what a great uncle I am. This was like one special moment when our family was totally in-sync.
After the 3 hours of total abuse, I can't believe we didn't get kicked out for how hard I was hitting on her, but we didn't care we were having a good time, the check comes. Since my father was paying I had his card and handed it to the girl when she gave the check. When she came back for me to sign...Boom...her number on the guest receipt with a little note, "please call me tonight- melissa". Called her that night made a date for saturday afternoon. Date was a low key movie at my place, The Social Network is a great date movie.
Saturday Night started off pretty cool, Dinner at Millers with the guys, a little pre-game before RVC. Not much went on there, My wings did great, but while there were lots of girls, it was tight nit sets and not every set had hotties in it. I actually gamed just to game, like practice.
RVC was a bitch, Mcfaddens had a line around the corner and our connect was no where in sight so we couldn't cut. Which was fine because Kaseys was better. Filled, absolutely filled with hot women. Ran a few sets and didn't really go anywhere. I was actually having a terrible night until, about 2:30am. I opened a seated set at one of the booths. 3 Set, one tall blonde, one short skinny brunette, and one very nice drunk fatty birthday girl. All I did was sit down and look at them like I was lost. They asked me what I was doing and said, "what you guys look like fun", that's all. Insta-hook. My wings came in and did there best to fend off amogs and give me Isolation. I figured around 3:15am that I should've gotten some logistics out of her, who drove, what time she's got to get up, etc. So I go interview style with questions.
She lives at home, has to take a cab with her friends and drop off them off one by one. I felt like I couldn't pull back to her place and I didnt drive either so I did the only thing I could think of. Just leave with them with zero plan. In the cab we pull up to the birthday girls house, and then we discuss what were going to do. I tell her I'm took drunk to drive and live 45 minutes away. So we decided to stay at her friends house and sleep in the living room. I still don't know your name fat birthday girl, but thank you soo much for being soo nice and welcoming to a horny stranger. The b-day girl even drove me back to my wings house at 9am to get my car. How great is that?