Me and my buddy decided to go to the hookah bar last night. We saw a mixed 3 set and I sat down planning my strategy and deciding how I was going to open. There was a 6.5 and a girl I could say did not even meet the deserve to be put on the scale. She is referred to as the negligible. I opened the guy and started engaging in conversation to build comfort. The negligible tried to butt into the conversation but I negged her and she ceased to speak. The 6.5 jus sat there listening looking uninterested but then again I really wasn’t paying attention to her so at this point I couldn’t tell if she was or not. I then started to tell my dhv story and I got a few gasps, laughs, and chuckles out of it. After that I knew that I had one more person to win over within the group which was the 6.5. She hadn’t said one word to me or my buddy. Then the fun and comfortable mood I had created started to disappear. I tried to respark the conversation by using an opener on my buddy . I say “who do you think lies more guys or girls,” the lively mood immediately sparks back to life and everyone starts talking. I realize that the 6.5 is with the guy so in my mind she just went up to a 7. Dark thoughts start to creep into my head and the 6.5 becomes my target. Next, they say that they want to move tables and we move. The target loses her phone and the guy starts to call it so we can find it. She misplaced her phone on the table next to us that has 2 guys and 2 girls there. One of the girls at the other table has picked it up because she has the exact same phone. The guy in our group starts to overreact and starts yelling and cursing at the group at the other table. I seize the opportunity and try to calm everyone down to show my good qualities off. After the conflict has been resolved by me, the target is really pissed at the guy and she tells him in a calm but very pissed sounding manner “you can leave now.” In my mind, I think “game time.” After that, I start to get a bunch ioi’s from the target. The guy seems to be totally blind to the fact that his presence is no longer wanted at the table. As we are walking out of the hookah bar I tell the negligible that her friend should definitely call me sometime and she says “oh!! She wanted me to give you her number, here” I think “cool”
· This wasn’t an ideal Number Close but I got the number anyway
· I wasn’t able to escalate with target and close properly because the lingering douchebag’s mere presence was cockblocking me.
· These girls weren’t exactly 10’s but the target was worth talking to. I hope to work on better(more attractive) girls in the future.
· The guy played the girl right into my hands so I basically got lucky. Im not usually into stealing peoples girls but I felt like trying so fark it im a douchebag.
· Please post critiques and criticisms because it’s the only way to get better.
· This is my first time sarging and I feel like if I keep going at this pace ill be an ultra pua in no time or either a guy in the hospital for stealing girls lol.