Hi all. First Post here and last night was my first time out sarging. To give you a bit of background I'm 32 and from England and am halfway through 'The Game' by Neil Strauss (I've gotten to the bit where he starts complaining about how Sarging is ruining his life - farking seriously. Man up Neil!) and have read the first few chapters of the Venusian Arts by Mystery. Anyway I'm up visiting some friends in Newcastle (party capital of the UK by a mile!) and having read these books on the train, figured I would give it a go.
I made every effort to prepare. I bought a pink striped polo shirt and some cheap and tacky bracelets and rings for peacocking and as lock in props and memorised a few openers. The whole point of yesterday was not to actually pick up chicks, but have enough courage to initiate cconversation with sets and hopefully not suck too badly.
Anyway after a few drinks, at around 10pm we hit a club. We get there and the place is rammed to the wall already which is a good sign. I spent the first hour or so chilling with my friends and having a few drinks. I had told them about my intentions and they decided to tease me a little for my apparant reluctance to sarge. So with a point to prove I go to the toilet and put a different cologne on each wrist and step out and on the way back see a girl on her own and within 3 seconds I was delivering my opener:
Me: Hey can I ask your opinion on something?
Me: Which of these do you think smells better? It's just that I have no sense of smell and would like to know which one smells better on me. (This is actually true)
She immediately grabs my wrists and smells them (twice).
Her: Oh definitely that one. You'll pull a lot of women tonight with that one (Left Wrist).
Me: Thanks very much! You have a good night now, and maybe I'll catch up with you again later?
Her: OK Honey!
I appreciate that I didn't take it any further than that but on the whole I was really pleased. The girl wasn't particularly stunning but reasonably pretty nonetheless and it was a great confidence booster. Anyway I must have done this around 20 times last night with varying degrees of success. Some women were really really open and others far more standoffish. However ALL of them gave me an opinion and none of them told me to go away. In any event the night was awesome. Me and my friends spent ages chatting to women and had a really good time.
* A set of 5 girls, one of whom had a Bitch Shield well and truly up. I ignored her, then negged her, then gave her one of my tacky bracelets. She kept negging/insulting me back and I kept negging her. I must have done it about 7 or 8 times. I appreciate that this isn't what a PUA is supposed to do, but it was fun and making her friends laugh! She kept trying to grab my bracelets so I christened her 'Grabby Sara'
* Her friend who I called Emily replied with 'My names not Emily you knob!' I laughed my ass off at that. She was really apologetic a few minutes later but I let her off for making me laugh so much.
* A stunning woman at the bar whose name I forget. I got too excited and asked if she wanted to kiss me after a few IOIs and she said OK, but no tounges. Rather than saying 'Well I never said I wanted to...' I tried to tounge her anyway. And partially succeeded.
* Asking the same set of girls twice about my cologne. They said 'We've told you already'. I said 'Well maybe I wanted a second opinion?' They all laughed and I silently high fived myself for being so witty.
* Kissing a Nurse at the bar. I think I could have probably got her in a cab and back to my hotel, but it was early and I wanted to spend some more time with my friends first.
* Having women actually come up to me. It's completely true that when you work a set, you are working the entire room. Two girls came up to me and started talking to me out of nowhere. That's two more than usual.
* Getting my fingernails painted pink by a random girl. She did an awful job. I can only assume that she was really really sh1tfaced. I have to go to the chemist today to buy some remover. That should be fun.
* I did almost get laid too, but maybe it was a good thing I didn't as I really do need more practice at this.
Score Count: 2 x Kisses (One of which was Definintely Fool's Mate - I held up my wrists, she rammed her tounge down my throat)
1 x Number (Grabby Sara)
1 x Almost Lay, but she flaked in the Cab. I seriously wish I had read the chapter on ASD now.
Overall: Very happy with myself. I had hoped to talk to 1 or 2 girls and I ended up doing around 10 times that. I need to work on DHVs, Bitch Shields and isolating though. Having all her friends take pictures of you whilst you're kissing isn't particularly pleasant!