It?s funny to think that a few years ago I had only had one girlfriend, and that even with her I was in retrospect, probably pretty terrible in bed. It?s funny, because last night I met a girl (a solid 9 in my book) at the club, attracted and isolated, and before an hour was up, I had given her an orgasm, in the club, without even touching her.
For the orgasm part I have to give credit where credit is due. My friend / amazing wing Nostro picked up this eBook on forbidden PUA techniques from some website called PuaDarkArts.com, and he showed me this thing called the energy orgasm. Basically you have the woman imagine this ball of energy traveling between her various chakra points, and modulate her breathing. I was kind of skeptical at first, but I figured I might as well just go balls out and try it. I tucked the routine away in the back of my head for when the time was right.
So the night started around 8:00 when my wing picked me up for Susi where we were going to meet this two-set that we had met last week on the street (another good story I should post). We?ll call these two HBAsian and HBBlondie, both somewhere around a 7, 7.5 I?d say. Unfortunately it turned out that HBAsian already had a bf, but HBBlondie was really into Nostro. While this wasn?t great for me, we took it as a big ioi for Nostro that HBBlondie was able to convince HBAsian to come out on this double date, despite HBAsian Having a gf.
It was his set, so I got myself into prime wingman mode. I feel like in situations like this, sometimes you have to forget some PUA rules in order to be a good wing. For instance, I had no problems being the dancing monkey to keep the table entertained, if it meant ensuring a good time for the girls.
Despite having no target during dinner, I had a great time, and it put me in a good state to hit up the club afterwards. We were going to a new club, and somehow that translated into a bunch of hot women, and not a lot of douchy guys ? this was a first!
I spotted my target right away, and opened with a playful neg:
ME: Oh my god, your hair totally clashes with your outfit! (I don?t even know what this means lol).
ME: Yeah, and this is supposed to be a pink party (it was), where?s your pink?
HB: Oh my god you are so mean! (but this is said with a smile, so I know I?m in.)
ME: I?m mean? I think you?re mean!
We had a really playful vibe at this point, but at this point she gets pulled off by her drunk-seeming friend who appeared out of nowhere.
We sarge it up, give love to the room for a while, and about 20 mins later I see my original target again.
HB: Hey! It?s Mr. Meanie pants!
ME: Haha that?s actually a really cute expression. OK, you?re starting to win me over
HB: Why were you so mean before?
ME: Haha, it?s just been a crazy night. I?ll tell you what- I?ll make it up to you by telling you a secret?
HB: (trying to be sassy now) And what makes you think I want to know a secret about you?
ME: Oh no, it?s a secret about you! (at this point I don?t know this ?secret? is but it has her interested)
At this point I had her hooked, isolated her to the couch area, and got into Kino, and comfort building routines.
She seemed really into the kino, so I figured I might as well try to push it as far as I could go. Enter the energy orgasm technique. I walked her through it as best as I could remember (I had only read it once) but as we got into it, something amazing happened. Her breathing started getting faster and faster, and she would start like rocking her body back and forth. She had her eyes closed, and she started making like these little moaning sounds. This was nuts, was I really doing this to her? When I got to the end of the pattern she just squirmed there in her seat for like a minute with her eyes closed. She looked up at me with this amazing expression of awe and whispered into my ear ?you just fucking made me come.?
I have done a lot of crazy stuff since joining this community, but this was by far the craziest/most amazing. Now that I know this is possible, I can only wonder what kind of other crazy stuff is possible. Heres to finding out