The other night my friend and I went downtown (Orlando) to have a few drinks. Ended up hooking up with a total stranger.
1. Opened up 3 set, negged the girl, ignored her, she got bored and left. I didn't know what to do to keep her there without being creepy. I was stuck talking to the guys in the group for another 20 minutes before we left.
2. Went to a different bar, opened the bartender who was about an 8. I Asked her if she had been drinking because she looked like a wet spaghetti when she walked. I continually negged her and kept running cocky funny. The bar started to get swamped so my friend and I left.
3. Opened a 9 standing by the DJ booth. Asked her if she was in line to make a song request, turned out she was the DJ's girlfriend. She asked me if I wanted to request a song, and I told her I actually just came over to talk to her than that she just shattered me hearts and our future together. She told me her name and I told her that our names were perfect together. Yada yada yada, got her number, but then threw it away when I found out they had been dating for 3 years.
4. Finally, the 30 minute f-close. My friend and I went back to the bar where I opened the bartender. We sat next to this blonde 7. She immediately started to open my friend by making fun of the buttons on his shirt. I noticed that she was alone and told her that I noticed that she was sitting there alone and didn't look to happy. She asked me how I knew. I pointed out the fact that she was drinking a shitting beer instead of the usually girly drinks, she had no one around her, and that she started talking to total stranger. She said something I wasn't really listening. I told her that a scientific study showed that people who were sad felt 20% better when they danced. So she said ok but she would only dance if it was with my friend. I said go for it and turned to the bartender and read her palm. Whenever the blonde came back to the table I asked her how she felt from 1-10, she said 4. I told her to go shake her ass in the middle of the dance floor and she did not comply. I then talked to the bartender again. The blonde started to talk to me again but I told her the music was too loud and that she had to come closer to talk to me, she refused and wanted me to come to her. So I ignored her request and about a minute later, I found her grabbing my arm as she sat herself on the stool next to mine. She told me that I seemed smart blah blah blah that and asked me what I did for a living. I told her and she was impressed. But then I turned around to talk to my friend for a bit and lo and behold she kept tapping me on the shoulder to talk. I told her that I was actually leaving and it was nice to meet her. She didn't want me to leave so she invited me and my friend back to her place to talk and listen to music. I said no. After about 5 minutes of her insisting, we walked back to her place, where as soon as my friend got a drink and had something to do, I asked to use her bathroom. I called her in there to make fun of her towels and she started to make out with me. Afterwards, I got dressed and left with my friend. I have no idea what her name was nor did she know mine. She asked for my number but I told her if it was meant to be, we'd run into each other again.