So last night I decided to dive head first into this community, and headed out to the club for some sarging.
First set I entered was a total washout. Asked for the girls opinion on cocktails, they gave me one, then turned away.
Next girl was by herself, hammered at the bar. Hit her with the "Jealous Girlfriend" opener. She responded, but she was so hammered, I couldn't get a serious response.
Now, at this point, I'm thinking that my appearance (loose t-shirt, baggy jeans, grey converse and some wrist bands) and my weight (23st 12) are holding me back, and was willing to give up. Then a solid 9 sat down herself not far from me. Decided one more go.
Opened with the "Friend on TV Show" opener from The Game, and straight after hit her with the "4 types of smile" routine, followed by "C shape vs U Shape smiles" routine. And I couldn't believe it. She was responding. She was laughing. She was INTERESTED!
The sarge went downhill from here. She said she was going to get something to eat. Gave her a little Kino and told her to bring me back something nice. Giggle. Leaves.
I had no idea what to do.
There was definitly interest, so I sat there and waited. When she came back (with a bag of crisps) I held out my hand like i was hurt that she'd forgotten about me. I got a crisp, and then she turned round to chat to her friends.
I left that night with no new numbers or kiss closes, but I was awoken to the fact that i CAN do this, I CAN be more than my appearance and weight made me believe I could be.
I'd appreciate any pointers about where i went wrong, and advice for future sarges.