Best Pick Up Lines

Just for fun, let's put together the largest listof pickup lines in the world:

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you
Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
ASL?
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams
Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I dip you in chocolate?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
Christmas.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice
Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me
Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
Didn't we go to different schools together?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
Do you know what the square root of is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth
Don't be so picky..I wasn't!
Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar"
Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones
Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eyeNope, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Fat penguin[What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings"
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreakerHi, my name is....
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps
God was showing off when he made you
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away
Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Hello Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
Hello Cupid called He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect
Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I'm incredibly rich
Hi, I'm Mr Right Someone said you were looking for me
Hi, I'm MrRightSomeone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream
Hi, who's your friend?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the iceHi my name is ____.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice Hi, my name is (insert name here)
How you doin?
I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water
I can read palms{write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
I can't wait until tomorrow Somehow you get prettier every day
I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you
I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
I don't think a firefighter could put you out
I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
I hear your body is made up of % water, man am I thirsty!
I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
I just ate some skittles Do you want to taste the rainbow?
I knew I recognized you You look just like my next boy/girl friend
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you alotAnd if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who
I lost my phone numberCan I have yours?
I lost my teddy bear Can I cuddle with you instead?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I lost my virginity..can I have yours?
I love you, you're the best
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours I'm gonna need to get that
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel
I should call the police because you're stealing my heart
I suffer from amnesiaDo I come here often?
I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it (for brown-eyed person)
I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person)
I think I've seen your picture somewhere Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry
I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I'll make you a bet - $ says you'll turn me down
I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment It shouldn't hurt too bad
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to noSo what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling a little off todayWould you like to turn me on?
I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean When you find it I'll stop loving you
I'm invisible(Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
I'm new in town Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: NoWell then, please start.
I'm The Man in Demand
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night
If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll
If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever
If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous"
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you
If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine
If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips
If I were bread, would you be my butter?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I were you I would go out with me
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up roses, you would see of the most beautiful things in the world
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"
If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
If you're here, who's running heaven?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is your dad a baker? [NoWhy?] Cause you have some nice buns.
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over
Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling
It looks like you need a man in your life How about me?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced But shall we try anyway?
Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again
May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
May I have some kisses up here, please.
May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
My heart is brokencould you fix it for me?
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in
My love for you is like diarrheaI just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like the universe...neverendi ng!!
Nice pantsCan I test the zipper?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful" Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag"
Place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot - Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
Please come here, I'm desperate
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
problems
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
room?"
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you"
That's a nice dog/cat/petDoes it have a phone number
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
This is a test of the emergency pickup line serviceBeeeeeeeeeepI f you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say.."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Um, you have really beautifuluheyes, yea You are pretty What I mean isyou have a nice forehead, er ahDo you believe in when I walk by(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven
Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket Close your empty hand and extend it toward her Ask if she'll hold this for you When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly Gets an, "Awww" every time
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot
What do you like for breakfast?
What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What has teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
What's your sign?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
Whenever I see you my heart racesI hope to win first place.
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota
Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together
You - "Did it hurt"The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
You are like a glass of milk..you do the body good.
You are the reason men fall in love
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
You dropped something[What?] My jaw.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
You got something on your chest: my eyes
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you
You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, we were born without clothes.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
You must be the cause of global warming
You must be the cause of global warming!
You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You say "I bet you $ I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
You sure have a great looking tooth.
You want meI can smell it.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You're like pizzaEven when you're bad, you're good.
You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye
You're more beautiful than pink flamingos on a golf course
You're so hot that you make the sun jealous
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear
You're so sweet I'm getting cavities
You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms
You've been a bad girl/boyGo to my room.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan

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