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Funny Pick Up Lines Nothing Breaks the Ice with Women Like a Clever Pickup Line. Show Her Your Great Sense of Humor with a Funny Pickup Line.

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Nothing Breaks the Ice with Women Like a Clever Pickup Line. Show Her Your Great Sense of Humor with a Funny Pickup Line.


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Old 10-27-2009, 03:03 AM
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I came up with this opener (I'm sure others have come up with something similar) Friday night at a bootcamp I was helping out with and it went suprisingly well. Here it is:

"Ok girls I'll be honest with you, I'm just here because I want to get in your pants..........so what size are they? Think I'd look good in them?"

Its kinda cheezy but it should get a laugh. Don't forget the pause before the punch line because that is what cases the social tension which in turn creates attraction.

After the opener you can follow with "ok I know that was kinda cheezy (pacing her reality) I just wanted to see if you had a good sense of humor....you pasted the test high five..."


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