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Nothing Breaks the Ice with Women Like a Clever Pickup Line. Show Her Your Great Sense of Humor with a Funny Pickup Line.


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Old 11-11-2009, 01:58 PM
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"Hey this really random but if I didn't come over and inappropriately hit on you in the middle of your workout I'd probably kick myself later." Then introduce yourself, qualify her, and then go straight for the number..."well I gotta get back to my workout but lets exchange numbers and if you seem really cool over the phone then maybe we'll hang out".
Keep it very short, under 2 min tops. You can tweak it for other daytime approaches as well.
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Old 11-11-2009, 02:17 PM
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That seems solid. I actually might even go for the number the NEXT time you see her if she seems cool and smiles or whatever. Although - I love the direct game aspect so give it a try...

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I'm no expert, so this is just the thoughts off the top of my head.

...you just got back from surfing and your totally sore, can she spot you? Your in a hurry to meet your friend and
need to get this done.

After wards say "That was really good...for a newbie".

You stay seated, let her stand.

Now you explain that your best friend normally comes and spots you but he's recording
thunderstorms for a mediation cd in the rain forest.

Oh, she likes the sounds of thunderstorms and finds it relaxing, I always feel it balances my chi, do you believe in energy? I feel a strange energy coming from you, what is that?

Listen, you are a terrible person, you are totally pulling me away from my workout, and I've got to meet my friend for coffee in 10 minutes, do you know that shop down the corner, yea its awesome you should check it out one day.

Hold on, spot me. "Oh your getting better at this, but don't get too cocky".

Look, I'm gonna go shower, I gotta go get coffee, with my bud.

The problem with picking up at a gym is, its hard to insta-date. Because women dont want to go out full of sweat. IF you can figure that part out, please tell me bro!


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If she lives near the gym #close and set a date for after the shower. mention that carbing up after a workout is good.

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